Who is hotter?

[LisaH 0]

Well???

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[airtwardo 7]

Granny

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[freethefly 6]

without doubt, Laurie

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[LisaH 0]

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Granny

You just like the way she cooked 'possum.

I hope.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[DFWAJG 4]

Yeah! Wonder Woman Rocks!

[airtwardo 7]

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Granny

You just like the way she cooked 'possum.

I hope.

The 'Rumitiz Medicine'

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[d_squared431 0]

I had to go with wonder woman cause she is the hottest one on the list.....

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[airtwardo 7]

How 'bout a hot joke?


On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril,and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He was gourgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle,unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman,and whispers: "Iron this"

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[LisaH 0]

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[IanHarrop 42]

I am a wonder woman man... she had a pretty impressive rack

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

[Zing 2]

The topic reminds me of the old bull's sage demeanor.

An old bull and a young bull are standing in the meadow watching as the rancher unloads a group of prime jerseys.
The young bull says, "I think I should run over there and fuck one of them."
The old bull replies, "I'm thinking about moseying over there and fucking them all."




There are always options.

Zing Lurks

[Squeak 17]

Toss up between Linda Cart and Barbara Eden

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[boinky 0]

Where's the "none of the above" option?

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[cocheese 0]

Had a girlfriend that looked like Wonder Woman, but she turned into a Fat Albert. Weird.

[kbordson 8]

Here's a Mary Ann and Ginger clip that might help you decide.

[normiss 803]

Mary Ann then!
those pony tail handle things look rather...well...handy!

[Dumpster 0]

What about Ellie Mae? (Beverly Hillbillies-)

Easy Does It

[Thanatos340 1]

Which Bionic Woman?? Lindsey Wagner or Michelle Ryan.

And I have always been a "Mary Ann" guy myself. Nothing like those Corn Fed Country Girls.

I would have picked Wonder Woman, But she has that Lasso that makes you tell the truth.. and that scares me.

[LisaH 0]

Who is Michelle Ryan?

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[JeepDiver 0]

I'd have to say the Bionic Woman. She was a skydiver after all. She jumped at Perris. Most people forget that's how she ended up the Bionic Woman. if you watch the video clip notice her bad ass sitfly exit back in the day! LOL

I've changed my mind... Maryann. I love the pig tails. they come in handy.

[Thanatos340 1]

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Who is Michelle Ryan?

The NEW Bionic Woman

[LisaH 0]

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Who is Michelle Ryan?

The NEW Bionic Woman

Nahh, too young.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[rehmwa 2]

Watching cartoons with my daughter, and somehow, Wonder Woman is now able to FLY and is just as strong as Superman.

WTF? Do the classics even have to be PC?

Wonder Woman can't fly, she's a pilot and owns an invisible jet, and just as cool as any of the supers.

This was a tossup between Wonder Woman and Mary Ann.

But then 2 people brought up the new Bionic Woman and Ellie May, now I'm just torn.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[LisaH 0]

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Watching cartoons with my daughter, and somehow, Wonder Woman is now able to FLY and is just as strong as Superman.

WTF? Do the classics even have to be PC?

Wonder Woman can't fly, she's a pilot and owns an invisible jet, and just as cool as any of the supers.

This was a tossup between Wonder Woman and Mary Ann.

But then 2 people brought up the new Bionic Woman and Ellie May, now I'm just torn.

The original Bionic Woman got my vote.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[JeepDiver 0]

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The original Bionic Woman got my vote.

You Cali girls stick together