cocheese 0 #26 October 30, 2007 The big dirt dive.Zip up my body bag while i'm still warm. repack my rig and put it on me. Check CYPRES this time. Take me up for a BFR (big freakin round) Last one to dock is a loser.If the cypres works, give my rig to the dz for rental use. Give my body to science. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #27 October 30, 2007 I absolutely want to be cremated and have an ash dive. I have told people very close to me about my choice. IMHO, I think its thoughtful b/c in that time, those immediate to you are dealing with enough without wondering how to carry out your final wishes. We have a family plot where my grandma lives, however, I have never lived there and it is not home and to be buried there, in my mind just would not be right... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #28 October 30, 2007 some funny shit right there.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #29 October 30, 2007 Trash bag and a ditch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #31 October 30, 2007 Yeah and every time you drive by with your windows down, and smell my decaying corpse you will remember me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #32 October 30, 2007 You know that commercial where the Indian cried because of all the pollution in the 70's? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #33 October 30, 2007 I want to have memorial service at the dropzone with my casket set up in the peas with lots of beer, music and good food. Then right in the middle of the service I want someone to play "da dunt da dunt da dunna dunt da dunt da dunt da dunna...(Pop goes the weasel) and have the lid pop open and a backboard spring me up with a great big smile on my face and a beer in my hand. I think it would crack everyone up.BTW my wife is not to keen on the idea. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #34 October 30, 2007 I'd rather grow my own. Life is a garden, dig it. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #35 October 30, 2007 I love it. Wife needs to lighten up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 October 30, 2007 Like I ever gotta worry 'bout it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #37 October 30, 2007 Quote I want to have memorial service at the dropzone with my casket set up in the peas] I can see it now....... "Look at Bob, doesn't he look so natural?" "Not in the peas, he doesn't." I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #38 October 31, 2007 Quote "Not in the peas, he doesn't." Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #39 October 31, 2007 You owe me a glass of wine (that I just spewed on my monitor). Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #40 October 31, 2007 It doesn't work. must be something wrong with my pc. what is it?CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #41 October 31, 2007 You're such a brute of a man! At least I could say I made the peas once! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #42 October 31, 2007 When Shane checks out, we're gonna need a casket with 97 handles...on EACH SIDE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #43 October 31, 2007 Quote [Since I spent 21 years in Colorado, I also stated in my living will that if an ashdive was desired there, that I authorize an ashdive at MileHi were I began AFF. Was sort of hoping next time you visited CO, you would still be in one large piece, rather than a bunch of little pieces."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #44 October 31, 2007 Nah, I want 'em to stuff my ashes in a douche bag and have her run me through one last timeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #45 October 31, 2007 Quote Nah, I want 'em to stuff my ashes in a douche bag and have her run me through one last time With all that fat you would burn for 3 months, and you'd STILL need 97 douche bags for all the ashes... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #46 October 31, 2007 would it still be polluting if I have someone put me in a brown paper lawn and leaf bag? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #47 October 31, 2007 *** I want 'em to stuff my ashes Quote I guess the Atomic Energy Agency will have to provide the fuel in order to get all of you cremated. I'm guessing a 100 kiloton Thermo-nuclear device might get most of it but it will take about 20 years for the flames to burn out. Your carbon footprint will be the same size as China. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
