nanook 1 #1 October 26, 2007 So I am on week one with my new bundle of joy. . . Picture this: It was a beautiful moment. I just got in bed with my wife. There we were; the three of us. Little Katie asleep in her bassinet co-sleeper firmly anchored to the left of the bed. My wife, closest to the bassinet. And me, just getting in and settling down to such serene beauty of the moment. Wife, Husband, little baby. New family. I give a sigh of content, roll over and. . . From out of nowhere, a disturbance in the calm. For lack of ability to type what I actually heard, try imagining. . .oh what the hell. . .a Two-otter setting into Beta trying to strangle a stork in the middle of swallowing a frog. Needless to say there was silence between me and my wife as we both tried to figure out what the hell that was. That definitely wasn't a noise created by nature. Then suddenly, we both busted out laughing. My wife laughing harder because it was my turn to change our baby's diaper. Once again, my daughter has displayed her talent of making unique noises during bowel movements. New parents, or other parents with good memory, did your newborn ever create sounds that can be best described as "industrial machinery"?_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 October 26, 2007 I had no idea.... CONGRATS Jerry!!!!! WOW, you're a papa How awesome!!! Much luck with the "industrial machinery" noises! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 October 26, 2007 Quote a Two-otter setting into Beta trying to strangle a stork in the middle of swallowing a frog that there's one hell of a discription...Congrats btw Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #4 October 26, 2007 ThanksNever thought I would find joy in dirty diapers!! Now, excuse me, I doubt our neighbors have a Cummins tubo diesel installed on the third floor. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #5 October 26, 2007 When we adopted our daughter we already had two older brothers in the house. They would come running down the stairs yelling " the baby stinks REALLY BAD" And they were right, she was the smelliest baby EVER! At first I figured it was whatever her foster parents had been feeding her, but she never got over it. She wasn't noisy, just smelly!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #6 October 26, 2007 Congrats! I think every parent has memory of strange sounds bellowing from their little one's asses. It's just part of the package. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #7 October 26, 2007 She stinks pretty bad too. "she's got Daddy's colon", My wife says. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
