Thanatos340 1 #1 October 22, 2007 So yesterday I get to spend a Beautiful day at an Amusement park with my daughter and a friend of hers. Perfect weather, Low crowd, Lines are not too bad.. It was a good day. Six Flags was doing their annual "Fright Fest" for Halloween where they have Halloween themed characters and shows around the park all day. Freddy, Jason, Leatherface and the sort wandering around the park all day and the shows were not horrible (for the most part) until we stumble across THIS One. The Wheel of Fright. It is a Game Show and top prize?? A 2008 Season Pass. Soon as my daughter hears that.. She and her friend make sure that "I" get selected for this Game. Having no idea what I am getting into, I play along. They pick 4 people from the audience and bring them onstage. I should have been clued in after I was selected and as they take me around to bring me on stage, there is a team of paralegals and a stack of waivers that make the DZ waiver look small that they rush me through signing. Once on stage they let us know that of the 4, only two will get to play for a "Chance to win a Season Pass". What we will have to do is have a DANCE OFF. Now I have been afflicted since birth with a horrible condition known as "Whiteboyitis" which basically translates to complete and total lack of rhythm and the total inability to dance. So we have to dance the "thriller dance" and the crowd will pick the two winners. At this point I struggling through what is left of my brain cells from the 80`s trying to figure out what the hell the Thriller dance is (The 80`s were not very kind to my brain cells, Several years are completely missing, others are only partially there). My Daughter and her friend(s) (Magically, since I am trapped on stage, My daughter and her friend have recruited several other teenage boys to their Cheering squad. (I mentally make note of which ones to Kneecap once I am finally done with this stage thing. I can be a little over protective sometimes). My daughter and her friends manage to communicate to me how to "Thriller" dance from the audiance. Cue the Music and I bust my Move. My growing Cheering section springs to life and I advance to the finals. (Sadly enough, YES. It is on video. My daughter and I are currently in negotiations on what it will cost me to have it destroyed) Down to me and one other guy for the "Chance" to win a Season Pass. They bring out this wheel. With sections marked cockroaches, wax worms, crickets, nightcrawlers, Rocky Mountain oysters and Habenero peppers!. Then they bring out all of the above.. Wait a minute here. Those look pretty dang real. No they ARE Real. Basically it is spin the wheel, whatever it lands on, you eats a Full Shot Glass of. At this point, I am considering backing down. No way in hell I am eating Live Cockroach or any of that other nasty crap. Then I look down and see my daughter cheering away in the front row, I cant let her down. Spin the wheel and see what I get. Live Crickets. Could have been worse. The other guy gets Wax Worms (Basically look like maggots to me). So now all I have to do eat about 10 Live crickets without hurling. I eat the crickets, the other guy eats the worms. Now we each get a prize. We get to pick from three Envelopes. In one there is a 2008 season pass another has "front of line" pass for the rest of the day and the Third is a Plastic Finger puppet. He draws first and what does he get?? The finger Puppet. He ate a shot glass of Tiny white worms and gets a 2 cent finger puppet. Suddenly I think this may have all been for nothing. I draw and what do I get?? Yea, Dads a hero, I got the season pass for my daughter and spent the rest of the day trying to pick cricket legs out of my teeth. They don’t taste too bad except for the legs are just too crunchy and tend to get stuck in your throat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SARLDO 0 #2 October 22, 2007 Awesome dude! Way to take one for your daughter."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #3 October 22, 2007 What a cool experience. Go dad!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #4 October 22, 2007 EWWW... but what I great thing you did for her. Tell her with the BIG screen TV at the Farm we would LOVE to see you "dance". Have her call my people... I am sure we can work out a deal! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites simplyputsi 0 #5 October 22, 2007 wow man, just wow. The video must be shown!!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #6 October 22, 2007 Knowing J...he can be had...with enough razz from the Farmers, he will eventually break down and show the vid. So...all you Farmers, notify everyone...J-razz is ON until he shows it. J...I gotta hand it to you. Live crickets? Ewwwww! I don't even watch those reality shows where they make you eat crazy shit...I dry heave every time I see it.[barf] My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #7 October 22, 2007 That is way too cool! I think we here need to offer to buy the video from your daughter, could be great boogie entertainment.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites apollard24 0 #8 October 22, 2007 What a great Dad you are!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #9 October 22, 2007 Quote The video must be shown!!!!! OK... Who's a GA local who knows J well enough to know his daughter? Time to bypass the middleman and go straight to the source .Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #10 October 22, 2007 The things we do for love, eh? Good job, Dad!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Armour666 0 #11 October 22, 2007 lol that was a good read, congrats dad.SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #12 October 22, 2007 Quote ...OK... Who's a GA local who knows J well enough to know his daughter? Time to bypass the middleman and go straight to the source . Maybe you missed the part about, "I mentally make note of which ones to Kneecap once I am finally done with this stage thing. I can be a little over protective sometimes" We've met the daughter but nobody knows her. We think she is adopted. She's much too beautiful to be blood-related to J. BTW, J is serious about the kneecap statement and my previous sentence may just put me on "the list". One thing we do know about her is that she is, or was, a competition drag racer.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #13 October 22, 2007 Quote BTW, J is serious about the kneecap statement and my previous sentence may just put me on "the list". Bla bla bla.... I've been on a Coloring Book Of Wrath (TM) for years now, and the Editrix is a much scrarier foe then the Gay Pirate. I aint scared. Bring the video I say! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jewels 0 #14 October 22, 2007 WOW. My dad never would've made it through the waivers but it would've meant the world to me if he had done something like that. You are the MAN! Granted, you also desperately need to floss and brush your teeth a few hundred times, but that's true love right there. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #15 October 22, 2007 You are a sick fuck! But that is why we like you - CongratsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #16 October 22, 2007 My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brittentay 0 #17 October 22, 2007 you are a kickass dad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #18 October 22, 2007 I so have the best CB now . . . Just before a Jello Pass - Do you know what's been IN that mouth of his? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #19 October 22, 2007 J you ROCK!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #20 October 22, 2007 Quote Do you know what's been IN that mouth of his? My first guess would have been you. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micduran 0 #21 October 22, 2007 That is awesome J!! video, video, video, video, video. You know you want to share that with all of us.Remember - chicks dig guys who are great dads! Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #22 October 22, 2007 The Video is "Cell Phone Video" shot by a 15 year old that was busy screaming in that High Pitched teenage girl voice and jumping up and down so the quality should be similar to a tandem video that pike shot.I am trying to get her to send me a copy or post it up on you tube. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #23 October 22, 2007 QuoteI am trying to get her to send me a copy or post it up on you tube. You got guts, boy. I'll give you thatI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #24 October 22, 2007 Aw that story makes you even more handsome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites selbbub78 0 #25 October 22, 2007 nice job!!!! I bet you could make it on Fear Factor CReW Skies, bubbles "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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SARLDO 0 #2 October 22, 2007 Awesome dude! Way to take one for your daughter."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 October 22, 2007 What a cool experience. Go dad!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #4 October 22, 2007 EWWW... but what I great thing you did for her. Tell her with the BIG screen TV at the Farm we would LOVE to see you "dance". Have her call my people... I am sure we can work out a deal! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #5 October 22, 2007 wow man, just wow. The video must be shown!!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 October 22, 2007 Knowing J...he can be had...with enough razz from the Farmers, he will eventually break down and show the vid. So...all you Farmers, notify everyone...J-razz is ON until he shows it. J...I gotta hand it to you. Live crickets? Ewwwww! I don't even watch those reality shows where they make you eat crazy shit...I dry heave every time I see it.[barf] My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #7 October 22, 2007 That is way too cool! I think we here need to offer to buy the video from your daughter, could be great boogie entertainment.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #8 October 22, 2007 What a great Dad you are!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 October 22, 2007 Quote The video must be shown!!!!! OK... Who's a GA local who knows J well enough to know his daughter? Time to bypass the middleman and go straight to the source .Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 October 22, 2007 The things we do for love, eh? Good job, Dad!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #11 October 22, 2007 lol that was a good read, congrats dad.SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 October 22, 2007 Quote ...OK... Who's a GA local who knows J well enough to know his daughter? Time to bypass the middleman and go straight to the source . Maybe you missed the part about, "I mentally make note of which ones to Kneecap once I am finally done with this stage thing. I can be a little over protective sometimes" We've met the daughter but nobody knows her. We think she is adopted. She's much too beautiful to be blood-related to J. BTW, J is serious about the kneecap statement and my previous sentence may just put me on "the list". One thing we do know about her is that she is, or was, a competition drag racer.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 October 22, 2007 Quote BTW, J is serious about the kneecap statement and my previous sentence may just put me on "the list". Bla bla bla.... I've been on a Coloring Book Of Wrath (TM) for years now, and the Editrix is a much scrarier foe then the Gay Pirate. I aint scared. Bring the video I say! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #14 October 22, 2007 WOW. My dad never would've made it through the waivers but it would've meant the world to me if he had done something like that. You are the MAN! Granted, you also desperately need to floss and brush your teeth a few hundred times, but that's true love right there. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 October 22, 2007 You are a sick fuck! But that is why we like you - CongratsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 October 22, 2007 My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brittentay 0 #17 October 22, 2007 you are a kickass dad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 October 22, 2007 I so have the best CB now . . . Just before a Jello Pass - Do you know what's been IN that mouth of his? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 October 22, 2007 J you ROCK!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #20 October 22, 2007 Quote Do you know what's been IN that mouth of his? My first guess would have been you. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #21 October 22, 2007 That is awesome J!! video, video, video, video, video. You know you want to share that with all of us.Remember - chicks dig guys who are great dads! Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #22 October 22, 2007 The Video is "Cell Phone Video" shot by a 15 year old that was busy screaming in that High Pitched teenage girl voice and jumping up and down so the quality should be similar to a tandem video that pike shot.I am trying to get her to send me a copy or post it up on you tube. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #23 October 22, 2007 QuoteI am trying to get her to send me a copy or post it up on you tube. You got guts, boy. I'll give you thatI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #24 October 22, 2007 Aw that story makes you even more handsome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #25 October 22, 2007 nice job!!!! I bet you could make it on Fear Factor CReW Skies, bubbles "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
