Cutaway calmness!

[DFWAJG 4]

So I returned to work this week, unusually calm after my cutaway in Elsinore. I'm usually pretty excitable after a workday when I'm covering the CTC (the mini-psych hospital in the prison). Actually, I'm usually quite angry. You see, the CTC is a popular place for all of the ad-seg guys to hang out in to do some easier time. When they want a single cell, or want to get out of a "115" (rules violation), they claim suicide, and I have to take care of them. I'm always weeding through a lot of bull shitters and it gets frustrating because I want to treat someone with a real illness. These guys are usually pretty gamey and can be a real pain in the ass, wasting my time and tax payers dollars on milking the system. This week, though, everything seemed to roll right off my back. I think I need a cutaway more often.

[JENNR8R 0]

Well there ya go... That explains your dog's behavior. She trying to get you back to normal.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[DFWAJG 4]

she was stealing my panties before the boogie, silly!

[JENNR8R 0]

Now don't go confusin' my theory with the facts! She knew this was coming. Some sort of doggy sixth sense...

The next time your dogs start to act strange, Watch Out!

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[Broke 0]

So you sent me the text, but what was the mal.

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Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[popsjumper 2]

On the other hand, you're providing a refuge from the life of the general population which, I imagine, cannot be very much fun.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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On the other hand, you're providing a refuge from the life of the general population which, I imagine, cannot be very much fun.

If you can't do the time don't do the crime

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Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[cocheese 0]

That explains the prison sex you're into.

You've arrived. Not afraid to die... or live. Your next cutaway will just piss you off.

[turtlespeed 221]

Glad you ain't Dead!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You've arrived. Not afraid to die... or live. Your next cutaway will just piss you off.

totally true...as my wife screams past 2000' with a total mal, she thinks "son of a bitch, this repack is gonna cost me $50...and no more jumps today...dammit!!!" ...out comes the reserve.

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Where is Darwin when you need him?

[DFWAJG 4]

50 bucks! Cost me $110. damn Southern California.

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50 bucks! Cost me $110. damn Southern California.

woah...where you getting your reserve repacked? we usually do elsinore, 60 dollars now...that 50 dollar reserve ride was a few years ago. more that 60 though if it is a rush job.

but then looking at my paper work....there is a separate charge for "pilot emergency repack" is this the pilot chute on the reserve, and, is it not requred to be repacked on a date mandated reserve repack?

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Where is Darwin when you need him?

[DFWAJG 4]

Cut away, and repacked at Elsinore. You may be looking at my slip! $35 for the emergency repack, $10 to untangle the damn thing. it was pricey. But to live to tell about it was worth it!

[squirrel 0]

now i think i remember who you are...was on a load awhile back with you...i was there with my wife. your the prison mental doc... my buddy is a guard at chino... yo!

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Where is Darwin when you need him?

[DFWAJG 4]

well, go post a pick in broke's thread so I know who you are.

[Broke 0]

so many threads

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Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

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so many threads

Thread whore.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo