pop 0 #1 October 17, 2007 Harem girl needs to meet most of these qualities: 1. Has beautiful eyes. 2. Can keep a conversation going without putting me to sleep. 3. Let's me smack her ass anytime I feel like it. 4. Can cook. 5. Enjoys my sports as much as I do. 6. Can sing. 7. Gives great blowjobs, and is good at sex. (Laying on your back does not constitute good sex). 8. Takes care of herself. 9. Not needy. 10. Can out chug me. Any qualifiers?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #2 October 17, 2007 When you find one, will you let me know where to find one for myself, too? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #3 October 17, 2007 You forgot a VERY important point: Does great pack jobs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #4 October 17, 2007 Wouldn't the proper term be Harem Girl(s)? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #5 October 17, 2007 Quote Wouldn't the proper term be Harem Girl(s)? Good point. ill make the change7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 October 17, 2007 Quote Quote Wouldn't the proper term be Harem Girl(s)? Good point. ill make the change Yeah, but without the () since you can't really have just one harem girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #7 October 17, 2007 Oh, and this strikes me as funny: Quote 8. Takes care of herself. . . . 10. Can out chug me. Since chugging booze is not exactly taking care of oneself. (Hmm, or is it???) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 October 17, 2007 Quote Oh, and this strikes me as funny: Quote 8. Takes care of herself. . . . 10. Can out chug me. Since chugging booze is not exactly taking care of oneself. (Hmm, or is it???) Takes care of herself can also mean masturbation Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #9 October 17, 2007 Sweet. I actually have one of those already. No, I'm not sharing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 October 17, 2007 Damnit, I can't sing.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #11 October 17, 2007 me either, guess we are out (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #12 October 17, 2007 Dont worry Mama...i did say "needs to meet most of these qualities". I would give you serious consideration should you become a candidate. But I'm not easy. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 October 17, 2007 Quote But I'm not easy. Of course not, you are a man of very high morals and standards. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #14 October 17, 2007 Quote Quote But I'm not easy. Of course not, you are a man of very high morals and standards. Until the mardi gras beads come out. Then all the bets are off!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 October 17, 2007 Quote Until the mardi gras beads come out. Then all the bets are off! Your memory is a steel trap! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #16 October 17, 2007 Quote Oh, and this strikes me as funny: Quote 8. Takes care of herself. . . . 10. Can out chug me. Since chugging booze is not exactly taking care of oneself. (Hmm, or is it???) 11. SHUTS THE FUCK UP if its not relevant. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #17 October 17, 2007 Quote Quote Until the mardi gras beads come out. Then all the bets are off! Your memory is a steel trap! I am just a very good listener.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #18 October 17, 2007 Does it pay well??? I could use a new job. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #19 October 18, 2007 Quote Does it pay well??? I could use a new job. g Gia...everything is negotiable. There would be free trips to Mexico involved as a perk.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuvBluSky 0 #20 October 18, 2007 Sure Mexico sounds nice... but what parts of Mexico? Right over the border or the resort towns? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #21 October 18, 2007 QuoteDamnit, I can't sing. *sigh* Me neither.Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #22 October 18, 2007 Quote 4. Can cook. ("Can" or "will"?) 5. Enjoys my sports as much as I do. (participating or just watching?) 6. Can sing. ("well"?) Any qualifiers? Three strikes.... oh well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #23 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote Does it pay well??? I could use a new job. g Gia...everything is negotiable. There would be free trips to Mexico involved as a perk. Mexico - OK TJ - evil g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #24 October 18, 2007 Quote Sure Mexico sounds nice... but what parts of Mexico? Right over the border or the resort towns? It all depends on how good of a Harem Girl you are. Are you good? Are you sure?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #25 October 18, 2007 Crap-I hit on 2, 4, 5, and 9-that's better than I did on the "Cabana Boy" application I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
