turtlespeed 226 #1 October 15, 2007 This one was actually pre farm - but a hell of a way to get into the spirit of things . . . "THAT is the best piece of meat I've had in my mouth ALL WEEK!" I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 October 15, 2007 *walks in camper, recieves the one finger salute* "you must be turtle"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #3 October 15, 2007 And then... "I love rubbing on people" It was so awesome to finally meet you Turtle. Hopefully you wont stay gone too long. Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 October 15, 2007 Quote*walks in camper, recieves the one finger salute* "you must be turtle" RIGHT ON!!! "I know my onions." (I still don't understand this one.)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 October 15, 2007 I do know my onions though.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 October 15, 2007 Quote And then... "I love rubbing on people" It was so awesome to finally meet you Turtle. Hopefully you wont stay gone too long. I think there is still a GA state law that prevents me from crossing the border more than once a quarter or so.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 October 15, 2007 Quote I do know my onions though. Before or after you put a hole in the middle?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 October 15, 2007 "The Farm Bit Me" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 October 15, 2007 Quote "The Farm Bit Me" Yep."We NEED to work on our communication skills!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #10 October 15, 2007 "You're skinny shrek aren't you?" "How'd you know that?" "You're the fat english guy." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #11 October 15, 2007 Hmmm, there are so many. Its hard to narrow it down. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 October 15, 2007 "Can you tell me how to find Dowdy Field?" - "You can't get there from here." "Oh?" - "Yeah, you're already standing on it"My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #13 October 15, 2007 "You may rip off my AFFI patch, but its tattoo'd on my heart" "You're fucking retarded, im gonna stitch two of those to my arse cheeks so you can see a good exit shot"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 October 15, 2007 Little kid: I don't like this place. Skydiver: Why not? Kid: My daddy said we was going to a farm. Skydiver: Well, you're here! Kid: Oh yeah? Where's the goats and cows and stuff? Skydiver: Oh ...they're over at that trailer right over there.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 October 15, 2007 Is that English guy Skinnyshrek? Yep that's him!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 October 15, 2007 Who the fuck said that 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 October 15, 2007 My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 October 15, 2007 Quote Who the fuck said that My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #19 October 15, 2007 Hans: "Why did you guys get out over there"? US: "We let Andy spot". Andy: "I saw a red barn"! Rest of the load & DZ: "Now you know WHY we don't let Andy spot"! I loved seeing the sights and the naborhood locals were friendly and inviting. Oh and my wifes fav...."your the 4th unplanned pregnancy @the farm this year".... you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 October 16, 2007 aahhhh so many that are good... "you're Yardhippie?" "Yea, Im that guy." "You dont look like a hippie!" "if you fall behind, we leave your ass behind." "Where's Shannon?" "They'll feel better after you suckle them."Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 October 16, 2007 "Hey mom, what are those guys doing with that sheep?" "The most important thing is doing it with dignity." "Where is the Sharpie pen? ... Oh." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 October 16, 2007 fuck hippie your awake at 10 am...yeah i got 1 hour sleephttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleskycrab 0 #23 October 16, 2007 I believe the powers that be have revised your visiting schedule and you are now allowed across the Ga state line once per month...... so there..... see you Halloween... Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 October 16, 2007 Ah, but what do the restraining orders say? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleskycrab 0 #25 October 16, 2007 He failed to mention THOSE... . See what happens when so much time passes between visits.... I forget shit.. Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
