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Anyone ever use a cock ring on their man? Any horror stories? No instructions with the damn packaging (but I think I figured it out). Obviously if the sucker is too tight it could cause damage, but I was wondering if any of our guys (here on DZ.com) have used one and what they thought of the experience.


Bobbi
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Ummm... Well... Yeah... :$

If we're talking about vibrating cock rings, hell, I have a story, but I'll leave it for him to tell!! :o:ph34r: I can tell you that what we used came with illustrated instructions! It was actually quite humorous to me... :D


edited to add - If anyone has used a "Tongue Joy", please PM experiences (good/bad) to me... I don't have to totally hijack a sex toy thread by wanting different information.


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I have never required the need for one but from a incident told by an ER doctor during a get together shared one of many odd experience he has faced in his Line of work.

The metal ones = bad apparently as you mentioned that to tight it can cause damage as well as we were told it dose not allow things to return to normal once the required period of needing the assistance device has passed. After a period of time the "Victim" (as he called him) could not remove said device and decided it was time to get a professional opinion on how to resolve his predicament.

Once in the ER the normal ring cutter they have on had meant for the rings on your hands and not for the particular type they were facing was not heavy duty enough through the heavy gage of the steel. This required a call to the non medical department of the hospital requesting a tool loan from the maintenance department of one set of bolt cutters. Well due to the non medical nature of said tool the “Victims” tool suffered a bit of damage during the delicate procedure of wielding a heave industrial cutting tool around a more sensitive part of ones body. :ph34r:

SO this one time at band camp.....

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I don't know the answer to the thread question. I just wanted to add a funny photo to go with the title. Kelli (aka Skycat) posted this after the Eloy boogie of December '03/Jan. 04.

It was one of my first times meeting many DZ.commers in Eloy, when I first began t skydive. We all bonded in the Bent Prop after jumping...:D

(I'm innocent...I swear.)

Edited: Sorry, I didn't mean to take away the pic. It's back. Lol.

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I don't know anything about sex toys. The state of Alabama decided they are evil and should be outlawed.

(If you outlaw sex toys only outlaws will have sex toys. :S )



Did they pull cucumbers from the shelves in the grocery stores?

Evidently, you can still get your fun toys in Alabama:

http://www.nbc13.com/gulfcoastwest/vtm/news.apx.-content-articles-VTM-2007-10-05-0013.html

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Yes, we too are acquiring quite a drawer full too!!:ph34r:;) Not sure if I like this new "novelty" toy, as they call it. Either it didn't fit right or whatever...but it "pinched" me last night while I was on bottom. When we switched positions it was fine...he seemed to have a stronger orgasm when it was all said and done, but he also said he could take it or leave it.


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I don't know anything about sex toys. The state of Alabama decided they are evil and should be outlawed.

(If you outlaw sex toys only outlaws will have sex toys. :S )



I think that was the stupidest law I have ever seen passed. :S I can see the cash registers chiming across the internet all over Alabama as people get what they want and tell the government to fuck off. :P
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You know......most of the things in the drawer are for my pleasure, we both ended up going to the toy store together, we always seem to go separately and surprise each other with our purchases, so it was great to go together and look at all the crazy shit you can buy.....like really how to you explain a sex swing to your kids???!! LOLOLOL!! Actually....I don't care...I want one!!


Bobbi
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I would love to have a swing too B| We don't have kids to explain it too. But it did suck the one day my 12 year old neighbor girl decided to use my bathroom... with my egg vibrator freshlly cleaned sitting beside the sink. Of course she asked what it was. She didn't entirely believe me when I told her it was a dog toy :P


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