Proverbs-Little snippets of wisdom

[2fat2fly 0]

Just got this in an email and thought that I would share with the class.

"A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master." - Russian Proverb

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[Tonto 1]

The women I know don't have masters. They have partners.

(And they don't bark.. cos they're not dogs..)

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It's the year of the Pig.

[FallRate 0]

Ohh...wow.

I'm clearing my schedule and popping some corn.

FallRate

[shropshire 0]

Alice: Oh, but that's nonsense. Flowers can't talk.
The Rose: But of course we can talk, my dear.
Orchid: If there's anyone around worth talking to.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[livendive 8]

You can drink a fat girl skinny and an ugly girl pretty, but you can't drink a stupid girl smart.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[countzero 7]

life is too short to drink cheap beer.

"life moves pretty fast. if you don't stop to look around once in awhile, you might miss it" ferris bueller

diamonds are a dawgs best friend

[bluepill 0]

Panties are not the best thing on earth but they are next to best thing on earth

[Bolas 5]

To our wives, girlfriends, and mistresses...

May they never meet.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Meux 0]

Heard at the DZ this weekend,

"Just because you've seen one nice pair of boobs doesn't mean you don't want to see them all"

[Taylor610 0]

Man who loses key to girlfriend's apartment, don't get new key...

[shropshire 0]

Abraham Lincoln was once talking with a woman about how the North must treat the South. She disagreed with him, and said that she felt that we must destroy our enemies.
Lincoln replied, "What, madam? Do I not destroy them when I make them my friends?"

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[lilDevil 2]

: if ya lay downwith dogs long enough youll get fleas "

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[airtwardo 7]

Look to God...but row away from the rocks.



You get more with a smile, kind word and a gun....than you do with a smile and a kind word . ~Al Capone.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[turtlespeed 221]

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Look to God...but row away from the rocks.



You get more with a smile, kind word and a gun....than you do with a smile and a kind word . ~Al Capone.

You can look up to the ones above you - but eventually one of them will shit on you. Further more; it's better to cover your head, unless it is already up your ass, if it is, who cares who shits on you?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[PLFXpert 0]

I don't often quote others (but I do read and have some favorites). I prefer my own words.

The one and only thing I cut out and put on my fridge, though, I found in a Kettle One ad.

Granted, I was going through a rough time. But, it did the trick for me.

"Life is a roller coaster. Be careful not to spill your drink."

It's funny 'cause it's true...about me.



To me it said: Relax. Keep your cool. Remember to only think about that which you can control and not worry about the rest.

And for whatever stupid reason it still works for me.

I read it daily.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[PLFXpert 0]

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Orchid: If there's anyone around worth talking to.

I love orchids. But I talk to anyone & everyone ALL the time.

I DO listen well, too.
My father's favorite story is when I was in daycare at four-years old and the teacher sat me in-between twins who never spoke a word to anyone ever. I had them written up for talking too much by the end of the day.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[shropshire 0]

Some days you're the Pigeon and on others you're just the statute

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[shropshire 0]

Working here is like pissing yourself in a dark suit....


You get a wonderful warm feeling but nobody ever notices.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Stumpy 284]

Its a small world.

But i wouldn't want to paint it

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[airtwardo 7]

The squeaky wheel usually gets the grease, but the nail that sticks out, always gets hammered!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[d123 3]

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Old Chinese proverb: If you pee against the wind, shut up!!!

Ok, the last one is made up.

Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

[ryoder 1,590]

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Man who loses key to girlfriend's apartment, don't get new key...

Especially if he lost it in a poker game.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Stumpy 284]

Old Chinese Proverb

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

(Okay - not that old and probably not chinese)

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[stevebabin 0]

"Never try to stand up a baglock"

"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings."
"Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up."

[masterrig 1]

"Don't squat with your spurs on!" Will Rogers


Chuck