happythoughts 0 #26 October 9, 2007 Cogito ergo singulum. (I think, therefore I'm single. ) Que sera serf. (Life is feudal.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #27 October 9, 2007 Don't piss on the electric fence.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #28 October 9, 2007 Non iligitimi carborundum! (Don't let the bastards grind you down!) Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sriddy 0 #29 October 9, 2007 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #30 October 9, 2007 QuoteThe early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. bibamus, moriendum est Let us drink, for we must die.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireballgrl 0 #31 October 9, 2007 "Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though" "Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #32 October 9, 2007 You can kill, rob or maim and people will for forgive or forget.... but fuck just 1 sheep........ (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #33 October 9, 2007 Quote You can kill, rob or maim and people will for forgive or forget.... but fuck just 1 sheep........ . . . and they call you Shopshire? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 3 #34 October 10, 2007 Try to be like the turtle -- at ease in your own shell -- Bill Copeland I know ... it sucks .... but is the only one I could find with turtle Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuvBluSky 0 #35 October 10, 2007 Worrying is as wasteful as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.... That is my all time favorite piece of advice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #36 October 10, 2007 Posted here but blatantly stolen from nerdgirl's sig line: http://www.myspace.com/bolasthelegend Quote Act as if everything you do matters, while laughing at yourself for thinking anything you do matters. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireballgrl 0 #37 October 11, 2007 "We don't live in a world of reality, we live in a world of perceptions" So true... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #38 October 11, 2007 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. He who fart in church sit in own pew.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #39 October 11, 2007 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #40 October 11, 2007 From my Pop: Son, never loan out your car or your woman. A rod could get thrown in either one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 818 #41 October 11, 2007 Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyhawke 0 #42 October 11, 2007 I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. -Maya Angelou"It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 818 #43 October 11, 2007 one from my dad before I left for the Navy.... "Never sleep with a woman you couldn't marry" I shouldda listened... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #44 October 11, 2007 Abuse is Love. And I love my friends every chance I get! (Me) Love is an illusion created by lawyer types to perpetuate another illusion called marriage. This creates the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers. (St. Elmo’s Fire) Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry. (Me) Rule #1. No Redheads, No Strippers, No Women From Alabama! (Me) If at first you don’t Succeed, Suck, Suck, Suck, Till you do suck Seed!!If it Floats, Flys or Fucks, It is cheaper to rent in the long run. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 3 #45 October 12, 2007 Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #46 October 12, 2007 My cat's breath smells like cat food. -Ralph Wiggam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnie 0 #47 October 12, 2007 Its easier to climb a mountain! Than to walk with a pebble in ones shoe! If you want the rainbow,You have to put up with the rain!No matter where you Go!"there you are"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #48 October 14, 2007 At the end of your life you will just regret the sins, you did NOT commit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
