pleifer 0 #26 November 2, 2005 My favorite: AAAA = Association Against Acronym Abuse SWAG= Scientific Wild Ass Guess Then there is what I call my truck POS... piece of shit _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meux 0 #27 November 2, 2005 When I need some time off from work I tell my boss I'm going on a Goal Oriented Logistics Facilitation (GOLF) One of my favorites from way back, don't even know where it got started is YGBSM, = You Gotta Be Shitting Me I think this started in the Army, but spread to others, BOHICA, Bend Over, Here it Comes Again What about DWEB, Dick With Ears, Bald Cheers, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #28 November 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteOMDHWTFAIDWTCG: Ow, My Dick Hurts, What The Fuck Am I Doing With This Cheese Grater? YKINMKBTOK. Am I the only one going "Huh?" "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valcore 0 #29 November 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOMDHWTFAIDWTCG: Ow, My Dick Hurts, What The Fuck Am I Doing With This Cheese Grater? YKINMKBTOK. Am I the only one going "Huh?" I am with you there huh..... The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan 30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #30 November 2, 2005 BBC... Bitch Be Cool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #31 November 2, 2005 What's Fonzie like??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #32 November 2, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one going "Huh?" YKINMKBTOK = Your kink isn't my kink but that's okay. -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #33 November 2, 2005 O I C "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #34 November 2, 2005 BUFF - Big Ugly Fat Fuckers (Military reference to a B-52) BUFF- Big Ugly Fat Fellow (Non-military or polite company) SNAFU- Situation Normal, All Fucked Up (again military based) MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts and Rust FIAT - Fix It Again Tony TOYOTA - To Often Yankess Overprice This Auto ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #35 November 2, 2005 One I use quite often at work.... CF = Cluster Fuck g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #36 November 2, 2005 I just say Charlie Foxtrot for that one... The ones who get it laugh, the ones who don't look stupid. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #37 November 2, 2005 FUBIS = Fat Ugly Bitches In Spandex = the average american lard-ass (actually learned that one a long time ago from McDuck) WGASA = Who Gives A Shit AnywayThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #38 November 2, 2005 When I was going thru the EMT program my girlfriend and I use to cuss at each other - however some of the students would get offended, so this became one of our fav's... CSGS = cum sucking gutter slut g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #39 November 2, 2005 Fucked On Race Day *** FORD~ FIRST on race day.... SSDD~Same Shit Different Day Bomb...as in 'she's the bomb' ~Big Ole Mean Bitch CTD~ another EMT phrase for 'almost dead'~Circling The Drain DGIT~ Dead Guy In Training TFFTM~ Accuracy meet measurement, To Fuckin Far To Measure RCH~ 'thin' measurement used in aerospace engineering, Red C@#* Hair IROC~ As in 'Z', Italian Redneck On Crack USMC~ University of Shit & Mass Confusion or U Suck My Co*k NAVY~ Never Again Volunteer Yourself Delta~ Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mik 2 #40 November 2, 2005 A couple based on the names of towns I used to live close to (in the UK). NORWICH = nickers off ready when I come home LOWESTOFT = legs open wide enter slowly to obtain full treatment *********************************************** I'm NOT totally useless... I can be used as a bad example Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #41 November 2, 2005 SABENA (meanwhile extinct airline) = Such A Bloody Experience - Never AgainThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #42 November 2, 2005 PQDR = Product Quality Deffecency Report Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #43 November 2, 2005 QuotePQDR = Product Quality Deffecency Report Wwwwhhhhhaaatttt? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #44 November 2, 2005 QuotePORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ACURA Another Usless Crummy Rotten Automobile Honda Hold On Not Done Accelarating Cheverolet Can Hear Ever Valve Rattle On Long Extened Trips Dodge Drip oil Drops Grease Everywhere Saturn Sorry About That Unusual Rattling Noise You forgot about Pontiac Poor Old Nigerian Thinks It's a Cadillac Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #45 November 2, 2005 PICNIC - problem in chair, not in computer And one of my favourites ... when our department managed the liquor permits for student events on campus, they were required to have security at their events (student members, etc) and were required to tell us who the security was --- the Aboriginal Students' Association applied for a permit and under security they put FBI (Freakin' Big Indians) 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #46 November 2, 2005 QuoteYou forgot about Pontiac Poor Old Nigerian Thinks It's a Cadillac I remember a more politically incorrect form of that one... but I won't repeat it here..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #47 November 2, 2005 AIDS Another Infected Dick Sucker AIDS Anal Injected death Serum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #48 November 2, 2005 NAACP Nigerians Are Actually Colored Pollock’s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #49 November 2, 2005 hey, you said them, not me!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #50 November 2, 2005 NIIOMTPLABOPARMBETZHELBETRABSBOMONIMONKONOTDTEKHSTROMONT "Found in the Concise Dictionary of Soviet Terminology, it means: The laboratory for shuttering, reinforcement, concrete and ferroconcrete operations for composite-monolithic and monolithic constructions of the Department of the Technology of Building-assembly operations of the Scientific Research Institute of the Organization for building mechanization and technical aid of the Academy of Building and Architecture of the USSR." - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
