0
valcore

Favorite Acronyms

Recommended Posts

Quote

NIIOMTPLABOPARMBETZHELBETRABSBOMONIMONKONOTDTEKHSTROMONT

"Found in the Concise Dictionary of Soviet Terminology, it means: The laboratory for shuttering, reinforcement, concrete and ferroconcrete operations for composite-monolithic and monolithic constructions of the Department of the Technology of Building-assembly operations of the Scientific Research Institute of the Organization for building mechanization and technical aid of the Academy of Building and Architecture of the USSR."



DING DING DING!!! We have a winner here! :D:D:D damn Russians!:| :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

NIIOMTPLABOPARMBETZHELBETRABSBOMONIMONKONOTDTEKHSTROMONT

"Found in the Concise Dictionary of Soviet Terminology, it means: The laboratory for shuttering, reinforcement, concrete and ferroconcrete operations for composite-monolithic and monolithic constructions of the Department of the Technology of Building-assembly operations of the Scientific Research Institute of the Organization for building mechanization and technical aid of the Academy of Building and Architecture of the USSR."



Whoa, you have way too much time on your hands. Or you retain way too much useless information. Remind me to use you as my one phone call whenever I go on "Who wants to be a millionair".

--------------

(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Whoa, you have way too much time on your hands. Or you retain way too much useless information. Remind me to use you as my one phone call whenever I go on "Who wants to be a millionaire".



I thought Cliff Clavin was your phone call for that show??? :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Whoa, you have way too much time on your hands. Or you retain way too much useless information. Remind me to use you as my one phone call whenever I go on "Who wants to be a millionaire".



I thought Cliff Clavin was your phone call for that show??? :D:D:D



It's a toss up now between Cliff, Diablopilot and Zennie. Seriously, how much useless information can one person retain? I wish I had the ability to retain so much stuff. Alas, I'm just a dumb ass with ADHD and a computer.

--------------

(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
In the housing planning dept... you can categorise objectors with the following list:

NIMBY - not in my back yard
BANANA - build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything
CAVE - Citizens against virtually everything
NOTE - not over there either.
NOPE - not on planet earth

Acronyms are supposed to make works from the initails of a phrase.. otherwise, strictly speaking, they are initialisms. sorry to be anal...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
My favorites are from medical abreviations:

1) LOLNAD - Little Old Lady - No Apparent Distress (the poor old lady who is so lonely she goes to ER's with reported problems), but is otherwise healthy.
2) GOMER - Get Outta My Emergency Room (any patient who is a pain in the ass)
3) CTD - Circling the Drain (a patient who is slowly deteriorating)
4) PCL - Pre Code Looking (Let's have a crash cart on standby)


My wife is hotter than your wife.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
How about...

ARMY - Aint ready for marines yet
MARINE - My ass rides in navy equipment

( PS I love all the troops and all they do and am in no way trying to disrespect them, I just wanted to play in the acronym game too)

I have another really good one that my hubby told me, but I don't have big enough balls to post it publicly.. its a bit racist, which Im not at all, which is why im not posting it publicly, but its real damn funny.... So PM me and I'll tell ya ..;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0