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Well it took ya' long enough!;)



Sorry, I was drinking. :D


:D:D:D

Well so am I but it seems to make me post faster...
In my own little world anyway.:ph34r:


I'll try to catch up! :D


Well if you catch up, I'll be happy to follow for a while!:ph34r:

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I'll try to catch up! :D



Well if you catch up, I'll be happy to follow for a while!:ph34r:

ok, Im going to get another beer. Shouldnt we be talking about how horrible girls are to boys?

Oh yea, that what this thread was about.
I forgot already!:o

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Well it looks like this could be a DZ.com match.

Mellissa meet Mark. Mark meet Mellissa.

A successful man is a man who can make more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is a woman who can find such a man. Are you successful Mark? If so please PM Mellissa and keep DZ.com posted on the latest chapter of "As the prop turns".
Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.



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Actually, a successful woman is one who knows how to provide for herself and enjoys doing it. Sometimes she'll allow the boy to spoil her, but it's always her choice. She's always capable of saying, "Fuck off!" if he turns out to be a jackass.

Codependency is so last decade. ;)

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Well it looks like this could be a DZ.com match.

Mellissa meet Mark. Mark meet Mellissa.

A successful man is a man who can make more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is a woman who can find such a man. Are you successful Mark? If so please PM Mellissa and keep DZ.com posted on the latest chapter of "As the prop turns".




Wow. Im so confused. :D

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Well I don't claim to understand women. On the contrary I know that I don't understand women and if my definition of a successful women was incorrect I'm not surprised. Hell I still don't understand why we need guest towels and good china.:)

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.



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That and any fancy stuff in the bathroom. And what's with the fake fruit in a bowl? Damn, I nearly chipped a tooth on that stuff.



Yeah I don't understand those things either. There is so much for me to learn. For instance, men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect men to stare at her clevage. We also know that women get angry when we look but for reasons not totally clear to us. My wife tries to help me bless her soul but I am just too dense. :D
Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.



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Has this turned into the men's forum now?:D:D:D



I have this growth on my willy, what should
I do, also why no cuddles anymore, why am I mad ?


:D:D:D


You should see, I got the Guiness boys here with a tape measure


A tape measure or a micrometer?:P

I kid, I kid
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Boys break hearts too. :D



Yes, They sure do! >:(


No we don't. We break out the sledgehammer and beat 'em to a bloody pulp. Some throw it in a blender for added effect.:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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So just don't date people with blenders and we should all be fine, right?



You forgot that whole sledgehammer thing.:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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So just don't date people with blenders and we should all be fine, right?



You forgot that whole sledgehammer thing.:P


Well.. crap. Men with sledgehammers are hot. NOW what do I do?


Suck it up cupcake.:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Some people say there's a woman to blame, but i know,...... it's my own damn fault.[:/]





Thats the smartest thing Ive ever heard out of a man!:P


And to the OP, girls & women break hearts b/c as in my case we have been conditioned to do so, by earlier men, who cheated and lied and crapped on us, so now we just figure we'll beat ya to the punch!:P

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I'll just go back to using my force field, thanks. :P



You can't use a force field! I've got a force field breaker downer thingy.:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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