Ah, the joys of the military....

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So, I got into work today and found out we're doing another pee pee test since we had 7 people(yes, I said 7) fail the one from just a couple weeks ago. I, of course, was randomly selected (which consists of little more than, "hey you! Come here!") to be an observer to ensure everyone peed out of their own wee wee.

Weenie watcher for a day... yay.

How's your day goin'?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Good now that I have had some beer.

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

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Good now that I have had some beer.

Care to share? Puhleese....

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Good now that I have had some beer.

Care to share? Puhleese....

sure I have plenty in my fridge.

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

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So, I got into work today and found out we're doing another pee pee test since we had 7 people(yes, I said 7) fail the one from just a couple weeks ago. I, of course, was randomly selected (which consists of little more than, "hey you! Come here!") to be an observer to ensure everyone peed out of their own wee wee.

Weenie watcher for a day... yay.

How's your day goin'?

You gotta be in the Navy, right?.......

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So, I got into work today and found out we're doing another pee pee test since we had 7 people(yes, I said 7) fail the one from just a couple weeks ago. I, of course, was randomly selected (which consists of little more than, "hey you! Come here!") to be an observer to ensure everyone peed out of their own wee wee.

Weenie watcher for a day... yay.

How's your day goin'?

You gotta be in the Navy, right?.......

Nope. Department of the Navy... the men's department

Males get a male observer, females get a female observer. if it was 180 degrees different, I wouldn't be complaining

I was singin' Johnny Paycheck "Take this job and shove it" all day long.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Good now that I have had some beer.

Care to share? Puhleese....

sure I have plenty in my fridge.

WOO HOO!!! Free booze!!!

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Hope you helped some of your fellows out by running the warm water tap

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Hope you helped some of your fellows out by running the warm water tap

Actually, I turned the faucet on for at least 10-15 people.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Nope. Department of the Navy... the men's department

Thought so! Just think, you could be getting shot at!

Now, I was Air Force. We had "people" do that kinda shit for us!!! You know, the Air Force, great chow, great billeting, bankers hours! God I miss it!

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Nope. Department of the Navy... the men's department

Thought so! Just think, you could be getting shot at!

Now, I was Air Force. We had "people" do that kinda shit for us!!! You know, the Air Force, great chow, great billeting, bankers hours! God I miss it!

That means I'm in the Marine Corps. The Air Force has decent funding. Spoiled brats.

We do what we can with what we've got. Actually, I'm switching jobs to EOD (explosive ordinance disposal) and they're gonna let me play with C4... and I'll be getting shot at. Bad guys don't like us because EOD breaks their toys that go boom.


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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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That means I'm in the Marine Corps. The Air Force has decent funding. Spoiled brats.

I knew, just fuckin wif ya!! Dude, I'm proud of you! EOD is some tough ass biz. You keep your head down! Stay safe.....

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That means I'm in the Marine Corps. The Air Force has decent funding. Spoiled brats.

I knew, just fuckin wif ya!! Dude, I'm proud of you! EOD is some tough ass biz. You keep your head down! Stay safe.....

Head down? Aw, hell... I'm leadin' the charge!


Edit to add: ...unless of course it's to watch winky winky

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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you fucking meat gazer

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you fucking meat gazer

PA!!! PA!!! ban him!!! Close your man-pleaser while you still can.

You wish you had my job.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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So, I got into work today and found out we're doing another pee pee test since we had 7 people(yes, I said 7) fail the one from just a couple weeks ago. I, of course, was randomly selected (which consists of little more than, "hey you! Come here!") to be an observer to ensure everyone peed out of their own wee wee.

Weenie watcher for a day... yay.

How's your day goin'?

Sorry to hear about your new position.

What happens to a individual if they test positive?

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So, I got into work today and found out we're doing another pee pee test since we had 7 people(yes, I said 7) fail the one from just a couple weeks ago. I, of course, was randomly selected (which consists of little more than, "hey you! Come here!") to be an observer to ensure everyone peed out of their own wee wee.

Weenie watcher for a day... yay.

How's your day goin'?

Sorry to hear about your new position.

What happens to a individual if they test positive?

Just a one day billet, not a new job as far as watchin' weenies go. I chose the EOD job.

If someone pops on a piss test, they get retested, and if they fail the second one, they can be reduced in rank, have pay taken away, be put on restriction, or administratively separated from the military

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[jtval 0]

You're a meat gazer!


My buddy was just recently tasked with that. The good thing was that I weas able to joke about it everyday at lunch.

When he was finally done I asked him if he was going to miss it.

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You're a meat gazer!


My buddy was just recently tasked with that. The good thing was that I weas able to joke about it everyday at lunch.

When he was finally done I asked him if he was going to miss it.

Well, I must say it was fun shooting those that couldn't pee the first time with an airsoft gun.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[jtval 0]

Im not even sure what that means.


So if you added it all together how many feet of dick did you have to look at?

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Im not even sure what that means.


So if you added it all together how many feet of dick did you have to look at?

Airsoft guns are like bb guns except the bb's are a little bigger and made of plastic, so you can shoot each other with them.

I shot those that went to try and pee and either couldn't cuz they didn't have to pee bad enough or they didn't pee enough into the cup with the airsoft gun.


No idea how much dick it turned out to be, but I'm just glad that most of the squadron is down in Yuma, AZ doing training, so I had less than 50 weenies to watch. When the last guy peed, I hit the easy button... yes... we have easy buttons here at work.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[jtval 0]

Oh, you meant literally?

I know what air soft guns are but I didnt think they would let you get away with that. LOL

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Oh, you meant literally?

I know what air soft guns are but I didnt think they would let you get away with that. LOL

I walked into the bathroom at port arms.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[jtval 0]

Shit I would have just kicked them in the ass and said some shit like.

(R.Lee Ermy voice)
What the fuck is wrong with you Private Smalls? Do you enjoy having me look at your dick? You will fill that speciman cup to the proper level or I will kick you in the ass until I break your bladder than you will scoop up the piss that drips out of any orifice it falls out of now get to pissing Private.

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Shit I would have just kicked them in the ass and said some shit like.

(R.Lee Ermy voice)
What the fuck is wrong with you Private Smalls? Do you enjoy having me look at your dick? You will fill that speciman cup to the proper level or I will kick you in the ass until I break your bladder than you will scoop up the piss that drips out of any orifice it falls out of now get to pissing Private.

hard to do with senior enlisted and officers... somehow they didn't seem to mind being threatened with airsoft guns though.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.