skydivermom 0 #26 September 26, 2007 Ah Butch up!! I have two boys. Can't tell ya how many times I got a nice shower in my face while I was changing diapers. Seems as though it should have ocurred to me to cover it up after the first coupla times Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #27 September 26, 2007 Quote Ah Butch up!! I have two boys. Can't tell ya how many times I got a nice shower in my face while I was changing diapers. Seems as though it should have ocurred to me to cover it up after the first coupla times Here's where we go different avenues... I didn't get pee'd onSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #28 September 26, 2007 Quote hard to do with senior enlisted and officers... somehow they didn't seem to mind being threatened with airsoft guns though. Just as easy to do, but they kick back harder.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #29 September 26, 2007 Quote Ah Butch up!! I have two boys. Can't tell ya how many times I got a nice shower in my face while I was changing diapers. Seems as though it should have ocurred to me to cover it up after the first coupla times It's totally different.1- they are YOUR boys. 2- they are BOYS C- You enjoyed it and nine- You're a female.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #30 September 26, 2007 Nicky Dicks Is there an MOS for Dick Watcher? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #31 September 26, 2007 You gotta be in the Navy, right?....... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Nope. Department of the Navy... the men's department No self respecting man watches another man take a pee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #32 September 26, 2007 What rank are you? I'm AF and they tried to make me do that shit once. I broke out the reg. book saying that you have to be at least an NCO or higher for that. Not a SSgt yet bitches! Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #33 September 26, 2007 Quote Quote So, I got into work today and found out we're doing another pee pee test since we had 7 people(yes, I said 7) fail the one from just a couple weeks ago. I, of course, was randomly selected (which consists of little more than, "hey you! Come here!") to be an observer to ensure everyone peed out of their own wee wee. Weenie watcher for a day... yay.How's your day goin'? Sorry to hear about your new position. What happens to a individual if they test positive? They can get a false positive from taking Naproxyn, quite a few good soldiers got shitcanned for it in the early 80's. It still happens Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #34 September 26, 2007 Quote Weenie watcher for a day... yay. Don't ask, don't tell. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #35 September 26, 2007 Quote What rank are you? I'm AF and they tried to make me do that shit once. I broke out the reg. book saying that you have to be at least an NCO or higher for that. Not a SSgt yet bitches! NCO is Cpl and Sgt. SNCO is SSgt and higher. NCO has to watch weenies... SNCO has to conduct the bottle control and distribution. In other words, a SNCO runs the show. SNCO's are E-6 and above. I'm a Cpl A.K.A. E-4(but should be picking up Sgt on the 1st)Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #36 September 26, 2007 Quote Nicky Dicks Is there an MOS for Dick Watcher? Actually, those that work at SACO (I can't remember what it stands for, but it's something like substance abuse control officer or something like that.) have that as their regular job. I just got selected for this one piss test. I won't have to do it next time.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #37 September 26, 2007 Quote You gotta be in the Navy, right?....... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Nope. Department of the Navy... the men's department No self respecting man watches another man take a pee. VoluntarilyI was volun-told... And yes, the self respect was definately lacking, although shooting people with airsoft guns work wonders.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iceburner 0 #38 September 26, 2007 you're in yuma? i worked with a gunny while doin OSO duty who was from yuma. You wouldn't happen to know Gunny Gann would ya? He's a great guy, funny as hell. Made OSO duty fun as all we did was go to college fairs and check out the girls. Semper Fi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #39 September 26, 2007 Quoteyou're in yuma? i worked with a gunny while doin OSO duty who was from yuma. You wouldn't happen to know Gunny Gann would ya? He's a great guy, funny as hell. Made OSO duty fun as all we did was go to college fairs and check out the girls. Semper Fi No, I'm in 29 Palms, CA. The unit I'm attached to is in Yuma for WTI.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #40 September 26, 2007 Well....I guess I meant that I would have rather watched my boys pee than tasted it. And no I DID NOT like them peeing in my face! Apple juice just never looked very appealing after that. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #41 September 26, 2007 Quote Well....I guess I meant that I would have rather watched my boys pee than tasted it. And no I DID NOT like them peeing in my face! Apple juice just never looked very appealing after that. I would imagine most people would close their mouths when a stream of pee is headed in their direction.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HALO1 0 #42 September 26, 2007 29 Palms huh... Nice place. I've done a few jumps there with Force and provided Pathfinder "services" to the Anglico folks. I've taken my share of "random" urinalysis. I don't ever recall a single person in my units being popped (too much to lose I suppose). However, I've seen other AF (yup, I'm AF) folks test positive and it's typically an automatic discharge in the AF. Enjoy EOD... A fine bunch of guys! Don't be sexist… Broads hate that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #43 September 27, 2007 Quote 29 Palms huh... Nice place. I've done a few jumps there with Force and provided Pathfinder "services" to the Anglico folks. I've taken my share of "random" urinalysis. I don't ever recall a single person in my units being popped (too much to lose I suppose). However, I've seen other AF (yup, I'm AF) folks test positive and it's typically an automatic discharge in the AF. Enjoy EOD... A fine bunch of guys! I can't give ya too much crap for bein' in the AF... after all, I need someone to hold my coffee while I go take care of business.Just kiddin' bro. Thanks for doin your part.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #44 September 27, 2007 Quote Quote Weenie watcher for a day... yay. Don't ask, don't tell. I didn't ask.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #45 September 27, 2007 Quote Quote Well....I guess I meant that I would have rather watched my boys pee than tasted it. And no I DID NOT like them peeing in my face! Apple juice just never looked very appealing after that. I would imagine most people would close their mouths when a stream of pee is headed in their direction. Something you ought to know just in case you ever have kids....particularly boys. Um, they don't talk until around age 2, so they can't tell you they are about to pee. And it doesn't happen in slow motion either. You don't have TIME to do anything. You learn to cover 'em up as soon as you take the diaper off. Okay....sorry.....I realize this isn't the women's forum. Get back on topic now.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #46 September 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Well....I guess I meant that I would have rather watched my boys pee than tasted it. And no I DID NOT like them peeing in my face! Apple juice just never looked very appealing after that. I would imagine most people would close their mouths when a stream of pee is headed in their direction. Something you ought to know just in case you ever have kids....particularly boys. Um, they don't talk until around age 2, so they can't tell you they are about to pee. And it doesn't happen in slow motion either. You don't have TIME to do anything. You learn to cover 'em up as soon as you take the diaper off. Okay....sorry.....I realize this isn't the women's forum. Get back on topic now. I'll let the wife do it.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #47 September 27, 2007 I'll let the wife do it. You'd better find you a time machine buddy.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #48 September 27, 2007 Quote I'll let the wife do it. You'd better find you a time machine buddy.Is that to skip the arguments?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 818 #49 September 27, 2007 or to go back in time to eliminate the things she will throw in your face the rest of your life? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #50 September 27, 2007 better yet... I'm just staying single. So much easier that way. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
