windcatcher 0 #51 September 27, 2007 Why you of course. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #52 September 27, 2007 I think that could be a personal attack if I said it! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuvBluSky 0 #53 September 27, 2007 I'd like to bitch slap all the petty bitches I work with all day (I must be insane to work with all women) I can't wait to get back to the dropzone! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #54 September 28, 2007 I could think of a few..... but since none are close I decided to bitch slap myself, once the stinging went away I decided I liked it......... so I did it again...and again...... and well you get the idea! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #55 September 28, 2007 Quote Discuss. I have no one special in mind. Just a random though that went through my mind. Damn you had to ask this in public??? No really I just cant say the names of the two people I would slap right now, or for that matter almost a year ago. Oh wait.....define Bitch Slap? Is that one word or two?Ok i need to step away from the keyboard now, before................. Interesting question, a lot of folks would slap a boss or coworker.......hmmm guess it is nice not to be working right now!! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #56 September 28, 2007 Quote #2, 7, & (duplicate)9 seem pretty prime for the task, especially the one who's getting together the little goody-bag for some lucky recipient in Wisconsin in 9-post. Just for the record, it's not me, this time. I'm not at home in WI, I'm just outside of DC, getting ready to deliver in Baltimore in the morning! Personally, I'd bitchslap myself, for dropping my rig off at Jumpshack in DeLand yesterday for an inspection and repack, and then going north and stopping at USPA HQ, without a rig. Not a good choice... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #57 September 28, 2007 Quote I spoke to soon! I think someone is going to get a care package... hmm perhaps something that ticks, or rattles - or a penis enlarger. yup, I'm ready to bitch slap someone in Racine, WI now!!!! g Racine, WI, huh? LOL - depending where in Racine that slap could be delivered within oh...20 minutes or so. As for me....just myself. Currently lacking motivation. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #58 September 28, 2007 Quote Quote As for me....just myself. Currently lacking motivation. oo oo Slap me PULEAZEYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #59 September 28, 2007 Quote I'd like to bitch slap all the petty bitches I work with all day (I must be insane to work with all women) I can't wait to get back to the dropzone! Lmao, I don't know you, but do you realize that you're responding to me in this thread. What are you saying, my dear? I'm kidding, of course! I could think of several petty bitches to slap, as well. I hear you, lady...but men are still much more fun to bitch slap. They seem to enjoy it. (Of course, I'm kidding, again...maybe. Lmao.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #60 September 28, 2007 Ugh, geez...here you go... (You're welcome.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #61 September 28, 2007 don't you need a pair of step ladders or at least a brick to stand on to bitch slap most menhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #62 September 28, 2007 Quote don't you need a pair of step ladders or at least a brick to stand on to bitch slap most men For Rosa, I'd bend down so she could reach. A bitch slap I'd enjoy. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #63 September 28, 2007 Quote Personally, I'd bitchslap myself, for dropping my rig off at Jumpshack in DeLand yesterday for an inspection and repack, and then...blah,blah,blah I'm going to bitch-slap Rev. Jim for coming to town and not telling me. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #64 September 28, 2007 That's cute. Thanks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #65 September 28, 2007 Quote Quote Personally, I'd bitchslap myself, for dropping my rig off at Jumpshack in DeLand yesterday for an inspection and repack, and then...blah,blah,blah I'm going to bitch-slap Rev. Jim for coming to town and not telling me. Aaahhh, and yet another I'd enjoy. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #66 September 28, 2007 Quote That's cute. Thanks. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #67 September 28, 2007 What am I chop liver Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #68 September 28, 2007 hey still have your beans in the cupboard you know how hard it is not to consume themhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #69 September 28, 2007 Quote Ugh, geez...here you go... (You're welcome.) MMMmmmmmm shudder MMmmmmmmmm Thanks, thats just what I needed to send me over the edge! I think you just made my lifetime...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #70 September 28, 2007 Quote What am I chop liver I'm sorry...I didn't see your post, until now. (Was it good for you, baby?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuvBluSky 0 #71 September 28, 2007 Haha.... In no way did I mean to insinuate that you are a petty bitch. In fact most Women in the skydiving world are AWESOME bitches! It's the other ones..... And I agree that it is more fun to slap around men! :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #72 September 28, 2007 Quote Quote What am I chop liver I'm sorry...I didn't see your post, until now. (Was it good for you, baby?) Thank you mistress RosaDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #73 September 28, 2007 Aw, you're welcome, my dear friend. Luvblusky~ That's awesome...we're awesome! Haha. I feel the same way about most skydiving ladies. (Good people!) Skydemon~ You're welcome, again. Glad I could help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #74 September 28, 2007 Rosa I can't wait to meet you. I have heard only good things about you from people who have met you.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #75 September 28, 2007 Quote Skydemon~ You're welcome, again. Glad I could help. Yeah thanks for lending a hand..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
