BillyVance 34 #1 September 20, 2007 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 September 20, 2007 I meant 5 LEFT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 September 20, 2007 Quote I meant 5 LEFT! We're both going to hell in a handbasket! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #4 September 20, 2007 Houston, we have a problem. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #5 September 20, 2007 The pilot just couldn't wait to get back to the hanger and crack a long-neckI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #6 September 20, 2007 Quote The pilot just couldn't wait to get back to the hanger and crack a long-neck "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #7 September 20, 2007 Quote The pilot just couldn't wait to get back to the hanger and crack a long-neck You win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 September 20, 2007 Quote I meant 5 LEFT! Ooops.. You meant the other left. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 September 20, 2007 Quote Quote The pilot just couldn't wait to get back to the hanger and crack a long-neck You win. Yeah, I was thinking, best goddamn caption ever. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 September 20, 2007 "Hey Peej, How do ya cook these fuckers?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #11 September 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote The pilot just couldn't wait to get back to the hanger and crack a long-neck You win. Yeah, I was thinking, best goddamn caption ever. Your right Billy. How in the hell can you top that! It's perfect!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 September 20, 2007 Quote "Hey Peej, How do ya cook these fuckers?" You think we can have our steak now?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 September 20, 2007 I thought that you said that the door must be open there's a draught in here....... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 September 20, 2007 Gerald, the run[a]way Girraffe had been warned before about sticking his neck out. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #15 September 20, 2007 OUCH!!!! ________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #16 September 20, 2007 Quote"Hey Peej, How do ya cook these fuckers?" Over hot coals! That right there is perfect for a Giraffe Barbecue! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 September 20, 2007 Failing to yield right-of-way bought Pilot Mugumbo a claim denial from State Farm.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #18 September 20, 2007 "The Giraffe Wing Walking Team idea fails to take off" BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #19 September 20, 2007 "Looks to me like a paraplegic girraff wanted to go jumping. I don't know how the plane got fucked up."Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 September 20, 2007 "Hey bob, do ya think he's dead?"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #21 September 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote The pilot just couldn't wait to get back to the hanger and crack a long-neck You win. Yeah, I was thinking, best goddamn caption ever. Your right Billy. How in the hell can you top that! It's perfect!!!! [Austin Powers Voice]Why thank you![/Austin Powers Voice]I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 September 20, 2007 If only i was born a rabbithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #23 September 20, 2007 Dead Giraffe talking...."I ain't stickin' my neck out for nobody else!"People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #24 September 20, 2007 Excerpt from Blue Collar Comedy Tour: Man on phone with wife: "Honey, you are NOT gonna believe this... We just hit a giraffe with our plane!" "Oh my God! Were you on the ground?!?" Heeeere's your sign.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #25 September 21, 2007 And thus, the search for a new mascot begins for Toys "R" Us.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
