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Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.

Those who wish to list their Daughters with our site should click on SIGN UP OUR DAUGHTER on our main page for a form to fill out.

Those who wish to propose to a specific Daughter should click on the PROPOSE button on the Daughter’s INFO CARD.



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***Q: IS YOUR SERVICE LEGAL?
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice. Click HERE for a listing of the age limits and legal requirements in various states. Click HERE for what the Bible says on Bride Price.

Q: WHAT IS A BRIDE PRICE?
A: The bride price is an ancient custom, somewhat like a dowry. A man wishing to marry a woman would offer her family a Bride Price in cash or kind, or sometimes offer to work for their family.


Seems like some kind of take on a bridal dowry? Wait, a dowry is what the bride BRINGS - so WTF?!

Who gets the money? The bride's parents? That can't be legal..


Is a chicken omelette redundant?

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In the Testimonials:

Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

Yeah...that sounds just like someone I would want to marry.
:S

This has just gotta be a police sting operation.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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I think this was on the radio here the other day.
I missed the discussion.

Wonder how you explain it to your parents. Mom dad, this is my wife, Melissa, I bought her fair and square. Yeah she is a little young, 16, but whatev, I paid for her she is mine!!!

Now get in the kitchen and make me some pie Melissa!!!

I am getting older, maybe i'll look into this[:/]

anyone snopes this yet??

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It sounds ok, but a little pricey. The ones on the Russian sites seem to be a little less spoiled.
:D


:ph34r::ph34r:


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hey Bill when does your bride arrive?? Do they send them overnight air or ground??
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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Bah - it's a hoax



Dammit. I was almost ready to have another kid so I could take advantage of their service. 50/50 chance of having a girl, sell her for $75k after getting a good 10 years of household labor out of her... that's better odds than the lottery!

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It sounds ok, but a little pricey. The ones on the Russian sites seem to be a little less spoiled.
:D


:ph34r::ph34r:


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hey Bill when does your bride arrive?? Do they send them overnight air or ground??


Greyhound bus. :D I didn't immediately have the cash for the down payment, so I sent $13.50 and a bag of six fresh squirrels.

Let's face it... who could turn down that deal. :)

I'm was a little suspicious of a girl who was 15 and didn't date. If she isn't good enough for her own cousins, something has to be wrong there.
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I wonder if you can rent to own.



I'm still puzzling over why I would pay for something to which I could lose half (or more) of my assets.:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I wonder if you can rent to own.



I'm still puzzling over why I would pay for something to which I could lose half (or more) of my assets.:S


My... how cynical. :ph34r::D

People buy motorcycles and they depreciate 20% of their value in the first 2 years. A good corn-fed girl will hold up for the first 4, if you get a new one.
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