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tmaricle55

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Nobody.

The last I saw of my phone 2 years ago it was sliding across two lanes of traffic on I-285.
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Lucky you didn't get busted by a renegade motorcycle cop for littering. Anybody remember that cheeky movie "Moving Violations"? :D

So how did you lose it? Hit a bump and it went flying out of your hand?


forgot to wash the lube off.:ph34r::P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Sucker just jumped right out of my hand!

When I swung my arm real fast with a slight wrist snap, the damn thing just went flying!



Next time, keep the damn windows rolled up. :D

I had a friend who was driving, he's deaf, and was signing to his friend in the passenger seat, and accidentally flicked his glasses off, right out the window. By the time he pulled over and ran back to retrieve it, it'd been run over 6 or 7 times. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Sucker just jumped right out of my hand!

When I swung my arm real fast with a slight wrist snap, the damn thing just went flying!



Next time, keep the damn windows rolled up. :D

I had a friend who was driving, he's deaf, and was signing to his friend in the passenger seat, and accidentally flicked his glasses off, right out the window. By the time he pulled over and ran back to retrieve it, it'd been run over 6 or 7 times. :D


So - he ended up being deaf AND blind - for a while?:D:ph34r::ph34r::)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Sucker just jumped right out of my hand!

When I swung my arm real fast with a slight wrist snap, the damn thing just went flying!



Next time, keep the damn windows rolled up. :D

I had a friend who was driving, he's deaf, and was signing to his friend in the passenger seat, and accidentally flicked his glasses off, right out the window. By the time he pulled over and ran back to retrieve it, it'd been run over 6 or 7 times. :D


So - he ended up being deaf AND blind - for a while?:D:ph34r::ph34r::)


Well, considering he is blind in one eye (glass prosthetic), that's a half-yes. :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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holy shit he's blind out of one eye, and can't see out the other.......thats fucking harsh:|



His eyesight in the good eye is not all that bad, better than either of mine. Besides, he's a world-class big way jumper. ;)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Sucker just jumped right out of my hand!

When I swung my arm real fast with a slight wrist snap, the damn thing just went flying!



Next time, keep the damn windows rolled up. :D

I had a friend who was driving, he's deaf, and was signing to his friend in the passenger seat, and accidentally flicked his glasses off, right out the window. By the time he pulled over and ran back to retrieve it, it'd been run over 6 or 7 times. :D


They let deaf people drive?!?!? No wonder it's safer to skydive!:o:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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