Nightingale 0 #51 January 6, 2004 QuoteWho are you calling scruffy looking? hehe. I was wondering when someone was going to pick that up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #52 January 6, 2004 ...and of course who could forget the classic, "You're a great argument for birth control." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #53 January 6, 2004 QuoteWho are you calling scruffy looking? Star Wars. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #54 January 6, 2004 What's goin' on in your avatar, TitaniumLegs?? I can't quite figure it out...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #55 January 6, 2004 My husband told me the one used by small chested topless dancers while being booed. I've always saved it, never used it, but here it is "god save me from every small dicked male in the world"skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #56 January 6, 2004 QuoteMy husband told me the one used by small chested topless dancers while being booed. Wow Snow...how would he know that?! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #57 January 6, 2004 QuoteMy husband told me the one used by small chested topless dancers while being booed. I've always saved it, never used it, but here it is "god save me from every small dicked male in the world" That sort of goes with the.. well it kinda looks like a penis.. only smaller. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #58 January 6, 2004 ...I downloaded an 'E-Abuser' program onto my Palm so I can abuse freely while on the job...here's what it says I should use next: "You sniff people to see where they've been, you dung scarfing, harp seal romancing, sordid progeny of a brain-dead porn star named Orifice Max." and "You drink your own bath water, you abysmal, camel exploiting, unhinged accident of an eunuch's auto-erotic ingenuity." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #59 January 6, 2004 I'm lousy at insults. I unfortunately almost always skip past the chest-bumping "Yo Mama" stage where normal people back off after the insult phase and go right to chair-breaking. The best insult ever directed at me in anger was from a fella who called me a "doughnut eating biscuit head" I had no idea what it meant and it had me in hysterics. It's a derogatory racial epithet for white cop. I liked that one a lot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #60 January 6, 2004 The nastiest is: WHUFFO!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #61 January 6, 2004 ...or "Reposter poser"......that one's for Ivan...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #62 January 6, 2004 fuck you, you fuckin fuck. Here's some tape for that new ass I ripped your momma motherfucker. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #63 January 6, 2004 " fuck her, I did" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TXBLKBEAR 0 #64 January 6, 2004 How's this? "The next time you see your father, Please slap the shit outa him for not wearing a rubber" OR "I bet if I took your brain out and tossed it on a razor blade it would look like a BB rolling down a four lane highway". OR "Oh yea I forgot, Your mom said good morning!" Airborne! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #65 January 6, 2004 QuoteCUNT Hey! That word used to be . Guess something got left behind in a former incarnatrion of this site. Neat. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybrat68 0 #66 January 6, 2004 I know you are but what am I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #67 January 6, 2004 QuoteQuoteMy husband told me the one used by small chested topless dancers while being booed. Wow Snow...how would he know that?! When you are a full time, hungry musician you will play almost anyplace. At least it wasn't as bad as some of the wedding receptions he used to playskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #68 January 6, 2004 To someone calling you fat, large, tuby etc: That's cause each time I fuck your mum she bakes me a cake. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #69 January 6, 2004 i like this one, for when people are trying to interupt a conversation. "Excuse me, this is an A B conversation, please C your way out!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #70 January 6, 2004 Or . . . "This is an AT&T conversation, so Sprint your way out of it!" I also like creative methods of flicking people off, like using your middle finger as a compact while pretending to put on makeup. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #71 January 6, 2004 how about...Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.. or Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.. Gotta few left somewhere round here.. The glass is half full or half empty doesn't matter. Let go and have the Lord guide your path. He will take care of it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #72 January 6, 2004 A mild one...... You're about as fucking useful as a pocket pussy to Richard Simmons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #73 January 6, 2004 Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, everytime she smiles, cars slow down... I saw your mama kicking a garbage can down the street... I said "what are you doing?" She said "Moving" When you were born the doctor slapped your mother. And You're one load that should have been shot in the toilet! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #74 January 6, 2004 QuoteI also like creative methods of flicking people off, like using your middle finger as a compact while pretending to put on makeup. Kelly Or fishing for assholes. You know, toss your hands like you've got a fishing rod, then reel the middle finger up. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #75 January 6, 2004 OK, trying to drive the thread back toward the original idea of insulting someone for being stoopid... "fucktard" and "asshat" are pretty snazzy these days. I like explaining to people that they are so superlatively bad (in whatever way) that it makes my brain hurt. I delicately grab my skull while wincing and stooping sideways a bit for effect. And in high school my group of friends all used as a friendly stupidity insult the phrase "DuuUUUUUrrrrr!" -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
