bobsled92 0 #76 January 6, 2004 Quotei like this one, for when people are trying to interupt a conversation. "Excuse me, this is an A B conversation, please C your way out!!" I think that was a quote from J.J. Walker. It did sound ...."Dyn-O-mite!" ("jello neck"/"go girlfriend" movement required when delivering quote)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pick 0 #77 January 6, 2004 Some of 'em are based on location and circumstances....... In the south......"What Waffle House do you work at?" (correct English is better used on cattle in this case.) In Indiana......"So.........what part of Kentucky are you from?" (insert Georgia and Alabama in their respective orders there as well.......I'm sure there are others.) In a business meeting......"Exactly what part of that sounded good in your head?" To others in the room......."He's perfected the look of a guy when he's been kicked in the nuts.......you KNOW that there is absolutely NOTHING going on between his ears at that moment." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #78 January 6, 2004 ***You can suck your apology out the end of my dick> That was great-LMAO The best come back to FUCK YOU comes from my friend Bartsdaddy... "I'd rather masterbate into a napkin- it is cleaner, and alot less hassle"-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #79 January 6, 2004 whats my best insult? just going to work is pretty damn insulting to me! but if you mean that Ive ever given then damn theres not enuff space here to fill you in!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #80 January 6, 2004 "Yeah, yeah.....I'd actually listen if I thought you might say something intelligent." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #81 January 6, 2004 DUDE=!!!! You fucking win, Hands DOWN!!! QuoteThat's cause each time I fuck your mum she bakes me a cake. CJP Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #82 January 6, 2004 That's pretty harsh. Back in my higher testoterone days (not toooo long ago), I would simply look someone in the eye and remark, "Did I say it was ok for you to talk to me?" This usually worked, but you have to be able to back this one up, right away, with some sort of neanderthal attack. Now, in my thirties, intellectual/psychological abuse is much more rewarding. Today, I would say something more like: "It may not be a good time for you to get involved. Perhaps I'll grab you when it's appropriate." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelBess 0 #83 January 6, 2004 Quote"I'd rather masterbate into a napkin- it is cleaner, and alot less hassle"-Caress LMAO! Now that is funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #84 January 6, 2004 Why thank you. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #85 January 6, 2004 Now get the fuck out of here, before I launch you into a state of depression that leads to you masturbating underneath your hospital bed at night, while huddled-up in the fetal position next to your bed pan, humming nursery rhymes, idiot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #86 January 6, 2004 "It should hurt to be that stupid." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #87 January 6, 2004 "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of Elderberries! I fart in your general direction!" mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #88 January 6, 2004 QuoteWhat's goin' on in your avatar, TitaniumLegs?? I can't quite figure it out... It was a promo jump with the bezel (front plate) from one of these. Basically 6 or so lbs of solid aluminum. Nearly dropped the thing on deployment trying to shift my grip! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #89 January 6, 2004 Your father must have jacked-off in a flower pot because you are a bloomin idiot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pick 0 #90 January 6, 2004 Quote"Yeah, yeah.....I'd actually listen if I thought you might say something intelligent." Don 'Since you aren't doing anything else, go get coffee.......you gotta stick to your strengths.......' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #91 January 6, 2004 My best??? "You, You, you (Stuttering), um, suck!!" I'm not very good at this game.....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #92 January 6, 2004 I may be fat but you are ugly , and I can diet . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pick 0 #93 January 6, 2004 "Look!!!.....the faceplate of our product can survive a skydive"?! Drop the whole thing at 4K and REALLY impress me.... (I may be cynical.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #94 January 6, 2004 How 'bout this one: "You're living proof that evolution is bullshit."~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taln1rigr 0 #95 January 6, 2004 This one is so gross but I heard someone call someone else it many years ago & have never been able to forget it ... They called them a ...... VBF or Vaginal Blood Fart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #96 January 6, 2004 How about this one . . . "Hey man, you're takin' that whole 'no friends below 4000' a little serious aren't you?"quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #97 January 6, 2004 Quotei like this one, for when people are trying to interupt a conversation. "Excuse me, this is an A B conversation, please C your way out!!" I personally like "This is a Taco Burrito Conversation....Nachos!"I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #98 January 6, 2004 Quote"Look!!!.....the faceplate of our product can survive a skydive"?! Drop the whole thing at 4K and REALLY impress me.... (I may be cynical.) Well, now that you mention it... One of the things we stress about the product is simplicity. For example, we can get one of these out of the box and serving data in <2 hours, including racking it. Compare that to a competitor who shall remain nameless, who takes days to weeks. We love doing bakeoffs. The point is, I have this fantasy of airdropping a small filer into a site and having it up and running an hour after leaving the plane. Have the other guys drop one and streamer in or have a "bad spot"! I do have a bezel "shoot-off" project in mind. I just happen to have some of their bezels and aluminum plaques to use too... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #99 January 6, 2004 That snott nosed piss complected puddle of puke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkf1979 0 #100 January 6, 2004 I like when someone farts and you say "smells like vasoline". http://bodypilot.bounceme.net Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
