What's your best insult?

[lazyfrog 0]

futzdumm, which is a version equivalent for stupid as a pussy

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Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579

[Rdy2skydive 0]

I've always been fond of ....

If I want your opinion I'll give it to you!

and

If I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head!

[caress 0]

Is that physically possible? I'd think you would be to busy praying to God to even consider a BM while that was going on.
What chrome on that trailer hitch, I did not see any!-Caress

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

[my_dog_steve 0]

or.."if I wanted any of your lip, I'd scratch it off my zipper..."

[DTOXX 0]

Used when someone picks up something of mine. - "Keep your sticky little dick beaters of my (what ever they are holding)."

In response to someone insinuating they and sex with my mother. - "What? Was the line too long for your mom?"

General purpose. - "Fuck You JackHole!"

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SIMstudy

[Luv2Fall 0]

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

[DALAILAMA 0]

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how about

"why don't you suck my dick while I shit"

Commonly referred to as a Blumpkin!
How about,
Q:What are you doing this weekend? (no matter the response)
A: I'm going asshole hunting and I need a decoy.
Your momma so fat after sex she smokes Turkeys
Your mommas so fat after I had sex with her I rolled over twice and I was still on her!
I am sorry I won't talk about your mother, after all, I don't even know the man!

"Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

[ACMESkydiver 0]

[reply"You know what's orange and would look good on you? Fire"

[Dumpster 0]

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-and Dumpster you have a wonderfully offensive mind as well.

I believe in being an equal opportunity offender!

Edited to add: I'm not predjudiced - I don't care who I piss off!

[sdgregory 0]

How about:

"If I wanted any shit from you I'd squeeze your head."

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Suck my white ass, ball!!"

...gotta love Adam Sandler.

And from American Wedding.... "You broke-dick finch-fucker!"

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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My personal favorite terms are "jackhole" and "dildo".

Kelly

I say jackhole all the time now...

-This was another good thread that I had to bring back.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[d_squared431 0]

You have good choices in resurrecting old threads...

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[lilDevil 2]

Im fed up not hard up !

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[Muenkel 0]

I'd kiss you but the idea of rim jobs really gross me out.

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Chris

[ACMESkydiver 0]

DAY-UM!!!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Muenkel 0]

Well you did ask for my best insult.

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Chris

[Baksteen 84]

I guess you left your brain on the nighstand, right next to your false teeth?

Wow.. that's an amazing insight! You must have an IQ of at least Room Temperature..

You're a brain drain all by yourself! If you'd move to ( insert city name), the average IQ of the place would go down by at least ten points.

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Yo mama

Another one from Yo Mama:

Hey, man.. I wanted to be your father but the dog beat me to it.

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[sv3n 0]

"ouch! check out that chick.....looks like someone lit her face on fire and put it out with a rake!"

...and you're in violation of your face!

[Muenkel 0]

You seem to be one chromosome away from being a potatoe.

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Chris

[turtlespeed 220]

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You seem to be one chromosome away from being a potatoe.

Dan . . . is that you?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Muenkel 0]

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You seem to be one chromosome away from being a potatoe.

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Dan . . . is that you?

Touche

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Chris