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New Corporate Terms for Useless Managers

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Is useless manager redundant? :|

I think I have come up with some new terms for managers.

Email Manager (AKA FYI manager)- A manager that seems to only forward copies of things you are already receive or rather than send something out to only the relevant people sends to everyone.

Usually adds FYI before forwarding on. Many times it was forwarded to them with FYI added as well.

I'd have more time to do my job if I didn't have to sort through and delete all the crap from my damn email managers.

Filter Manager - A manager with no decision making ability whose only real job seems to collect questions and ask his manager. Usually hired by a micromanager who is forced to cur down on his direct reports but still wants to retain total control.

When we were on that call, you could hear the filter manager IMing his boss for the answer.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Email Manager (AKA FYI manager)- A manager that seems to only forward copies of things you are already receive or rather than send something out to only the relevant people sends to everyone.



A while back, I loaded a database system from 9 other systems. So, I had to be on their group-email lists.

My manager (who had no IT or management experience :D) insisted on being on the same lists, but had no idea what the emails meant... and forwarded them to me for comments that could be repeated in a meeting. Yep, it's just like handing the water balloon to a 10 yo. :ph34r:

"Perhaps they are discussing the impact of the new 'write-only' disk array." :ph34r:

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i could see how that could be frustrating. i have very little corporate experience, however, i have worked in restaurants for years. let me tell you, the managers in most restaurants are about as effective as monkeys flinging shit. many cant keep their heads when they are in the shit and very few have any sort of leadership skills. i like those, they are very easy to take advavtage of.
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A Unix device that doesn't exist



In english . . .



DEV_NUL = null device



As in hardware? A hardware device doesn't exist?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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A Unix device that doesn't exist



In english . . .


DEV_NUL = null device


As in hardware? A hardware device doesn't exist?


Yuppers... "data go down the hole...." ;)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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You can back up gigs of information in just a few short seconds. It will save costs to any corporation, and you won't even need to buy those pesky back up tapes
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You can back up gigs of information in just a few short seconds. It will save costs to any corporation, and you won't even need to buy those pesky back up tapes



Think of the money you will save in off site storage fees as well.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You can back up gigs of information in just a few short seconds. It will save costs to any corporation, and you won't even need to buy those pesky back up tapes



Think of the money you will save in off site storage fees as well.



True, but your disaster recovery plans may require some rework.



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Lets back up the system to DEV_NUL

What is DEV_NUL?

A Unix device that doesn't exist

In english . . .

DEV_NUL = null device

As in hardware? A hardware device doesn't exist?

Yuppers... "data go down the hole...." ;)





Some days you guys make me crack a smile:)


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A Unix device that doesn't exist



In english . . .


DEV_NUL = null device


As in hardware? A hardware device doesn't exist?


I have a sudden urge to go read BOFH. Haven't read it in years. ;)

Yuppers... "data go down the hole...." ;)

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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