BillyVance 35 #1 August 28, 2007 It's an oldie, but a good one! Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet all night... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.... You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find none.... But .... wait... Wait ..just a damn minute..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 August 28, 2007 Damn, Billy.... I didn't know you had a Volvo!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #3 August 28, 2007 Kinda looks like she still may have her pants on in the pic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 August 28, 2007 Quote Kinda looks like she still may have her pants on in the pic. Actually, it was her garter belt.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 August 29, 2007 I heard one about a guy who came home drunk every night. His wife dressed up as Satan and hid behind the couch. When he stumbled in, she jumped out and screamed, "I am the devil and I have come for you." The guy looks over and says, "I ain't afraid of you, I've been married to your sister for eight years." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chykynlyps 0 #6 August 29, 2007 so a guy goes out drinking with his buddies. its getting late and he pukes all over himself. he looks at his buddy and says "my wife is going to kill me! she told me if i went out drinking with you guys one more time she would divorce me!" so his buddy looks over and says "no, all you need to do is stick a $20 in your pocket and tell her some drunk threw up on you on your way home and he gave you 20 to get the shirt cleaned." so the first guy decides that this is a good plan and so he goes home. his wife opens the door as he is fumbling for his keys, she says,"youve been out drinking again havent you?!" so he responds, "no, some drunk threw up on me on my way home and he gave me 20 bucks to get my shirt cleaned." then he reaches into his pocket and hands her the money. she looks at it and says, "so why is there 40 bucks here?" the drunk replies, "oh yeah, i forgot, he shit my pants for me too."Bear Down Chicago Bears! "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 August 29, 2007 QuoteKinda looks like she still may have her pants on in the pic. SkirtDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
