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Bentley Forums
I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
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Miata forums
Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
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Pontiac Fiero forum
Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
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Cadillac forum
Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
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Crown Victoria forum
How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Lexus forum
It's too damn quiet, almost asleep at the wheel.

Toyota Echo forum
Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

DSM Forums
Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
Head tot big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

New GTO forum
- How to register your car as a Cavalier to save on insurance.

Street Rod forum
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Geo Metro forum
- Punk kids keep picking up my car and hiding it.

Cadillac Escalade forum
- Is there anyway to get a 30's under this thing?

VW Bus forum
- If I run out of gas, can I get this thing to run on bong water?

Aztek forum
- I had my car detailed, and the guy gave me a 50% discount for no reason.

Expedition forum
- I parked in my garage and now I can't open the doors to my truck, can someone rescue me?

Dodge Ram forum
- Am I the only one without "rams head" taillight covers?

Volvo forum
- My husband still wears his sweater tied around his neck at soccer games, is this wrong?

Chevy Trucks forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up

Pontiac Fiero forum
- forums down due to server fire

Ford forum:
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Honda Integra Type R forum
i dont think my tailpipe is loud enough, only half of my neighbourhood wakes up when i drive at night, what should i do??

Honda Insight forum
-Where's the plug on this car??

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GM Quad four forum
Any one know where I can get good head

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That's some funny shit man. I couldn't stop laughing, still can't. And sadly enough, most of those are pretty true.

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