jumprunner 0 #1 August 24, 2007 Anyone got any skydiving jokes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 August 24, 2007 Those jokes make absolutely no sense at all... sorry "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 August 24, 2007 Quote Those jokes make absolutely no sense at all... sorry Dammit!! Hit "quote" so the rest of us can see the non-humor!!! Geezz So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 August 24, 2007 Quote Quote Those jokes make absolutely no sense at all... sorry Dammit!! Hit "quote" so the rest of us can see the non-humor!!! Geezz noob's!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #5 August 25, 2007 A guy is in freefall ,pulls his PC nothing happens. He pulls his reverve handle nothing happens. He yells GOD save Me nothing happens He yells Allah save me nothing happens He yells Buddah save me and a hand appears out of the cloud and catches him He yells Thank God for Buddah the hand rolls over and slam dunks him to the ground Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirWhore 0 #6 August 25, 2007 what's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver????? a golfer goes " WHACK!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh shit" a skydiver goes " Ahhhhhh shit WHACK!!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #7 August 25, 2007 A military jumper is ordered by his superior's to deliver a message; the jumper is told "you are to perform a parachute jump, and when you land you'll find a bike under such and such a tree by the trail" He jumps, pulls his PC; nothing happens...."damn it!" Pulls his reserve handle...nothing happens....."aaaw shit, now if that bike isn't there I'm really fucked!"Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 August 25, 2007 Quotewhat's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver????? a golfer goes " WHACK!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh shit" a skydiver goes " Ahhhhhh shit WHACK!!!!!" A good 4way team "ahhhh shit WHACK....WACK" A bad 4way team "ahhhh shit WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK... WHACK" And a very good 4way team "ahhhh shit WHACK 3-C-F WHACK.... WHACK"Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
