How do you deal with Annoying people??

[Thanatos340 1]

What would you do if your DZ was invaded by Annoying People?

You know the type that just Drink all your beer, Never have any cash and just sit around to see what they can get free next? Basically Bums.

I honestly think I am Going to put up a Velvet Rope and hire a Door Person for the DZ Trailer. "Sorry, But your name isn’t on the list. Try again next week".

[Armour666 0]

Depends on the person if it was some poor university student I tend to take pity. If it's some one who is gainfully employed being a bum then they can take their free loading ass to some other beer supply.

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[Nutz 0]

C'mon Jay, I thought we were cool man.

"Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

[beufus 0]

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[Thanatos340 1]

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Depends on the person if it was some poor university student I tend to take pity.

Same here. But only a couple times. When it gets to be every single night every weekend with them coming by "hey Dude, Can I get a beer".. Time to tell the to FUCK OFF!!
You can only be nice for so long.

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If it's some one who is gainfully employed being a bum

Not sure which is worse.. Those that are gainfully employed and choose not buy their own beer...
Or Those that CHOOSE not to have a real Job and CANT buy their own beer but think everyone else should have pity on them and share with them.

I think the second type annoys me most.

[shropshire 0]

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He asked.... that should count for something

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Thanatos340 1]

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He asked.... that should count for something

Yes, I agree. If they actually asked.. then you should at least partially open the door before tossing their worthless Bum ass through it.

[swedishcelt 0]

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He asked.... that should count for something

Yes, I agree. If they actually asked.. then you should at least partially open the door before tossing their worthless Bum ass through it.

I take it these are men? LOL. Do you turn away boobies?

[shropshire 0]

Good jon Andy is this side of the pond then

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[chaoskitty 0]

Start saying no. People will quit asking.

This is one of the reasons I'm not at the dz every weekend anymore.

[shropshire 0]

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What? People said no , to you? .... How rude of them

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[chaoskitty 0]

Hahah ... J say no to ME?? Not likely.

No I meant that theres either people who want to take bum food and beer off of you, or people who want to start some stupid drama. None of that sounds like fun to me, so I just go home.

[ZigZagMarquis 9]

Where the option for "Only buy COORS LITE for the beer fridge until they get the hint and go away"

[Thanatos340 1]

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Do you turn away boobies?

Yep. While women get a little more leeway, even they can wear out thier welcome (Boobies or not). And some have.

[micduran 0]

This is the main reason I let it be known that I do NOT have an open door policy in my camper. More often than not you will find the door locked when Dave and I are not around.

I don't mind sharing dinner if we make extra or pouring someone a glass of wine or whatever when they stop by. If it becomes a regular occurrence I'll stop making them feel welcome or flat out tell them to bring food or drink the next time they stop by. Usually there is no next time.

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[simplyputsi 0]

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Start saying no. People will quit asking.

This is one of the reasons I'm not at the dz every weekend anymore.

I thought it was because I wasn't there


Start charging for beers to the annoying people. Then when they notice you gave one to someone else, say well I owe them from before or some shit like that.

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[chaoskitty 0]

There are enough students at the farm right now that the beer fridge should be fully stocked. I think the answer to your dilemma is a new bright and shiny BEER BOARD!

[Thanatos340 1]

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I think the answer to your dilemma is a new bright and shiny BEER BOARD!

The problem with a Beer board at a Georgia DZ is that some people think "Bud Light" somehow qualifies as Beer.

I think an even better idea idea would be to Write BEER across a 2 x 4. and when the Bums show up asking for another beer, Let them have it.

[brierebecca 0]

See. now I feel guilty for mooching food last weekend.

Brie

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

[Thanatos340 1]

You and Travis not even remotely connected to this growing problem.

[micduran 0]

Now Travis is becoming a big problem for me this week.
Oh wait, this thread isn't about his flatulence, is it?

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[Thanatos340 1]

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Oh wait, this thread isn't about his flatulence, is it?

If this thread is drifting in that direction.. I got to lodge a formal complaint about Hissgoofyness. It wasn’t bad enough that he Ran me out of His Trailer with his Toxic Ass.. He came to my HOUSE and cleared out my Game room and Deck.. Multiple times.

[CSpenceFLY 1]

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There are enough students at the farm right now that the beer fridge should be fully stocked. I think the answer to your dilemma is a new bright and shiny BEER BOARD!

Does not matter how much beer is bought if there are people there all week long to drink it. They had the same problem in Thomaston when the hanger turned into an apartment complex. In my opinion,people living at the DZ is a bad idea because eventually they take on the attitude that it is their place and the regular jumpers are invading their home on the weekends. I have seen this at several DZs

[skymama 37]

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Or Those that CHOOSE not to have a real Job and CANT buy their own beer but think everyone else should have pity on them and share with them.

If they are able to pay for jumping but then pull out the "I'm too poor to buy beer" card, they won't get anything from me.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[chaoskitty 0]

True. Well if I recall, at my house I'm the one who stocks the fridge with beer. Though I'm not the one who drinks it. I like to have some for company.