PLFXpert 0 #51 July 31, 2007 Fun for a girl or a boy? I get it. I get it. The stairs thing.To answer honestly: I would be a bitch--in a really funny way, of course. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #52 July 31, 2007 Quote Fun for a girl or a boy? NO! Completely Useless yet still amusing to push down stairs. Edit to respond to your edit: Quote To answer honestly: I would be a bitch--in a really funny way, of course Would be?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #53 July 31, 2007 Damn you, Gonzales! (I edited before you responded, for the record!) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #54 July 31, 2007 QuoteQuoteFun for a girl or a boy? NO! Completely Useless yet still amusing to push down stairs. damn, wish we had stairs at the dzhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #55 July 31, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Fun for a girl or a boy? NO! Completely Useless yet still amusing to push down stairs. damn, wish we had stairs at the dz Hell, if the noob is on the top bunk in the bunk room, sneak up there and roll them over the edge. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #56 July 31, 2007 QuoteTrue. Well if I recall, at my house I'm the one who stocks the fridge with beer. Though I'm not the one who drinks it. I like to have some for company. Yes but we are talking about guests that come, drink your beer and then wait for you to go get more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #57 July 31, 2007 Simple. I just say. " I gave you beer last week, You're a fucking bum! Go buy some damn beer! " In that nice quiet voice I have of course. edit for spelling.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #58 July 31, 2007 Quote Simple. I just say. " I gave you beer last week, You're a fucking bum! Go buy some damn beer! " In that nice quiet voice I have of course. I said--and do--the same. Except, I don't have a quiet voice so much as low & flirty. And I smile. I just say, "No, no--not in this fucking lifetime." You know, and they still like me even though I don't give them things for free.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #59 August 1, 2007 ...I drop subtle hints, I throw out more-to-the-point hints, I bitch, I complain, I eventually get down to saying, "No, you make more than I do, I should be bumming from you. No more Mr. Nice Guy" When I'M the annoying one, they simply ignore me. ...and Tanya...if you want clean bathrooms, you have to be first in line. If you're second in line it's too late. The first one has already fucked it up. Maybe we need to hire a bathroom valet to watch over the skuzzballs who will make a total mess and walk off and leave it. ...and J. even though I don't drink, I'll start coming over to bum a beer just to annoy you...over and above whatever I'm already doing to annoy you. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #60 August 1, 2007 Quote...Does not matter how much beer is bought if there are people there all week long to drink it.... In my opinion,people living at the DZ is a bad idea... Ok...I'm going to get hammered for this but I believe it's true. Spence is correct...with exceptions. I try very hard to be the exception to this general rule. A simple cure for the problem is "if you want it, take it home with you." Quote...because eventually they take on the attitude that it is their place and the regular jumpers are invading their home on the weekends. I have seen this at several DZs I've missed this for the most part but on MY part, I can agree with this. It pisses me off when people come in on the weekend and trash our home DZ. Too many have no respect for the DZ, the grounds, the DZO, the equipment, the facilities, etc. I don't think having a little respect for the DZ is too much to ask of ANYONE. You want respect, give a little respect: - put the freaking trash (including your cigarette butts) in the cans instead of throwing it on the ground and/or leaving it lying around all over the place. - puke out in the yard instead of all over the hangar. - keep the dogs and kids out of the hangar and off the equipment. - if it's not yours, keep your freakin' hands off it until you ask the owner first - put things back where you got it from - clean up behind yourself when you make a mess - if there's something you could do to help, DO IT rather than ignore it and complain later. Simple, basic things...same stuff you would do at your own house...hopefully. Why is it that some DZs only need a minor brush-up job on Monday and some need a total refurbishing?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #61 August 1, 2007 Good points Andy.Let me tell everyone a store. When I started jumping it was in Thomaston back when Mike and Dawn Powell owned Skydive Atlanta. A better time if you ask me but that is a whole other story. It was a time when people pitched in to help,cleaned up after themselves and had a little respect for their "home" DZ. Most importantly people respected other peoples property. There was a couple there that had a private frig in the hanger. They kept food items in it as they had two kids that came to the DZ every weekend(well behaved kids I might add) and they wanted the kids to be able to eat when they wanted to. Do you know how they kept people out of that frig? Well at a DZ you must be thinking a big Master lock on the door,a chain that wrapped around the thing a couple of times, an alarm system with a electric fence charger attached. None of the above. There was a sign on the front that said "Private Refrigerator Keep Out". Oh yeah, they kept beer in it also and I never once saw Perry or Michele go to the frig and find that the beer they had left there the previous weekend was gone. How many could expect to do the same now at your DZ? It is a sad state today. Today you can't leave a cooler sitting by itself or keep stuff locked up in your own camper and expect it to be there when you return. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #62 August 1, 2007 Quote an alarm system with a electric fence charger attached Now there is an Idea!! Actually a Friend of mine has a Bottle capper they are going to let me borrow. I promise from this point forwad to ALWAYS keep atleast a couple Bottles of "Recycled" Beer in the fridge at all times for those that just help themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #63 August 1, 2007 Now that is a good idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #64 August 1, 2007 Quote Quote an alarm system with a electric fence charger attached Now there is an Idea!! Actually a Friend of mine has a Bottle capper they are going to let me borrow. I promise from this point forwad to ALWAYS keep atleast a couple Bottles of "Recycled" Beer in the fridge at all times for those that just help themselves. I just HAVE to see their facial reaction when they take a swig... and see which is better, theirs or the motorcycle cop from Dumb and Dumber. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #65 August 1, 2007 How do I pick " I just let them stab me in the ribs" ? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #66 August 1, 2007 How's the ol' ribs these days?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #67 August 1, 2007 Quote Quote an alarm system with a electric fence charger attached Now there is an Idea!! Actually a Friend of mine has a Bottle capper they are going to let me borrow. I promise from this point forwad to ALWAYS keep atleast a couple Bottles of "Recycled" Beer in the fridge at all times for those that just help themselves. That is my idea you stole. Fuck it, just put a drop of mercury in the beer. Be great to watch them shake like a shitting dog then just die. fucking peasants annoy mehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #68 August 1, 2007 The worst part is some of these "annoying people" are reading this thread and haven't got a clue that they are the problem. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #69 August 1, 2007 Quote Quote Quote That is my idea you stole. Fuck it, just put a drop of mercury in the beer. Be great to watch them shake like a shitting dog then just die. fucking peasants annoy me Who the hell made you king? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #70 August 1, 2007 Or some of that stuff from that Family Guy episode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #71 August 1, 2007 You're not working, you're post whoring. This is the second forum I have found you on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #72 August 1, 2007 Quote The worst part is some of these "annoying people" are reading this thread and haven't got a clue that they are the problem. Hey, I got 10 votes already!! I KNOW I am the annoying one.So uhh.. can I get a Beer Sweet-cheeks?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #73 August 1, 2007 I have a meeting in 10 minutes, then I am done for the day. I just watched the video from the 2nd attempt at the world record. Fucking awesome I' tell ya. They are going for 69 on the record. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #74 August 1, 2007 Quote The worst part is some of these "annoying people" are reading this thread and haven't got a clue that they are the problem. Awwww..... Mic doesn't love me anymore.Well, I'm not sure she ever did in the first place but it sad to know the truth. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #75 August 1, 2007 I'm planning a jumping vacation and several people have told me to go to The Farm. So, if I promise not to be annoying, can I drink all your beer? It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
