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How do you deal with Annoying people??

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2fat2fly    0

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Actually a Friend of mine has a Bottle capper they are going to let me borrow. I promise from this point forwad to ALWAYS keep atleast a couple Bottles of "Recycled" Beer in the fridge at all times for those that just help themselves.:D:D



I just HAVE to see their facial reaction when they take a swig...


and say "Wow! Corona"
:):)
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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Just get everyone in one giant circle - SLAP!!! to the Right.. Then SLAP!! to the left??



That sounds like a great idea to me!!! :D

BTW, I voted for "Jello J IS the annoying person at my DZ" :D You know I love you J. Now, can I have some beer? How about some Jello shots??? I haven't had any J-made jello in a loooong time. B|

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

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he said bitch slap not slap the bitch up



Just as long as they don't invite the WWE divas into the circle. They can really bitchslap the SNOT out of you! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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How about some Jello shots??? I haven't had any J-made jello in a loooong time.



Then I would suggest that you come jump the PAC 750 with us this weekend. I will make a couple hundred jello-shots for this weekend for all the Bikini clad hot chicks that hang out on my HUGE deck. I will have the pool out again this weekend to help encourage said Bikini’s.:)

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micduran    0

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J - we still need to do our blind taste test of jello shots.
It can't be this weekend (camping in the mountains) or next weekend.
Let's definitely work on a date for this, though.
Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

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airtwardo    7

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I laugh it off...If people are annoying enough or stupid enough Karma eventually gets 'em.

I got this sent to me a little while ago by dotcommer 'Johan420'...a low timer dgit that obviously never met me in person, or he would KNOW what a nice guy I am! :ph34r:




he writes~

hi..have you jumped on someone today??, maybe your mom grab you in the ear when she saw you posting on the internet again...haha, stupid bastard












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Thanatos340    1

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It can't be this weekend (camping in the mountains) or next weekend.



I understand.. Of course you need to be elsewhere whenever I make shots. The mountains should be far enough away to save you embarrassment.:P:D

If you really want to Challenge me.. Well I am thinking Boobie fest would be a good time to find plenty of Judges. But the only way I will enter into a Competition is if there is a wager of some sort. Work on that and come up with something agreeable to both of us.

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It can't be this weekend (camping in the mountains) or next weekend.



I understand.. Of course you need to be elsewhere whenever I make shots. The mountains should be far enough away to save you embarrassment.:P:D

If you really want to Challenge me.. Well I am thinking Boobie fest would be a good time to find plenty of Judges. But the only way I will enter into a Competition is if there is a wager of some sort. Work on that and come up with something agreeable to both of us.


You could do this two fold . . .

If you stop going to the DZ And let the DZO know why - that takes care of two options.

OTOH I hear blanket parties are fun.:ph34r:

Code Red also works . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Well I am thinking Boobie fest would be a good time to find plenty of Judges. But the only way I will enter into a Competition is if there is a wager of some sort. Work on that and come up with something agreeable to both of us.



This weekend is Boobiefest. That is my camping weekend. I'll be sure to fondle myself regularly so I don't feel left out. :)Of course we'll need a wager. The hard part will be finding judges who can't be bribed. ;):)
Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

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Then I would suggest that you come jump the PAC 750 with us this weekend. I will make a couple hundred jello-shots for this weekend for all the Bikini clad hot chicks that hang out on my HUGE deck. I will have the pool out again this weekend to help encourage said Bikini’s.:)



I have a feeling that all the bikini clad skydivas in Georgia will be at Boobiefest for $15 jumps this weekend. How can I jump the PAC 750 this weekend AND be at boobiefest?? :S:|:P

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

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2fat2fly    0

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Bikini clad hot chicks that hang out on my HUGE deck. I will have the pool out again this weekend to help encourage said Bikini’s.:)



If you need a judge for the contest I may have a kitchen pass for the weekend:)
edit to add
Ya think I can bum a beer or two if I come out this weekend?
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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Richards    0

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Suggestions for handling someone who "just doesn't get it and never will"?

For someone who will steal it from you after you "put him in his place"?



First, if he is that bad, other people at the dropzone must have noticed. Be the first to publicly tear him a new crapper when he goes for your beer. If others are not already doing it they probably want to and all you need to do is be the first one.

Failing that, if you bring beer, bring a cooler instead of putting it in the beer fridge. You can still be generous and share with your buddies (presuming it works both ways), but you can now guard it against him. Freeloaders need to be publicly embarrased and denied freebies.

My favourite is dumb shits who invite themselves along when people go out for breakfast or lunch and then don't order anything because they are broke. Invariably some sucker feels bad and buys him something. I have learned to eat remorselessly in front of guys like that. Most of my freinds eventually learned to do the same thing with one particular turd. After awhile he got tired of drinking water while we ate in front of him and stopped showing up.

Got someone who always seems to short change everyone on the bill in a restaurent? Seperate bills.

You cannot let your guard down around chronic freeloaders, but if after awhile they can get nothing out of you they move on and find another sucker.
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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...If you need a judge for the contest I may have a kitchen pass for the weekend..



Wait a minute!

Boobie judging should be left to the "more experienced" generation.

Oh wait...you are one of us, aren't you.
Nevermind.


And, one more thing...since there's going to be more than one boobie in the contest, it requires more than one judge. How about a panel...people with "feelings" for instance.

Note to contestants:
I cannot be bought. I'm already owned by Lauralicious and her boobie smell.
Mmmmmmmmmm
:)
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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tbrown    26

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You know the type that just Drink all your beer, Never have any cash and just sit around to see what they can get free next? Basically Bums.



These are the people for whom such terms as "fuck off" were invented. If you won't use these phrases on them, you're missing out using a vocabulary that goes back to Shakespeare - and beyond.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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You know the type that just Drink all your beer, Never have any cash and just sit around to see what they can get free next? Basically Bums.



These are the people for whom such terms as "fuck off" were invented. If you won't use these phrases on them, you're missing out using a vocabulary that goes back to Shakespeare - and beyond.


No, i love using the words people say i am insensitive though. It hurts my feelings:D
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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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lauraliscious    0

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Note to contestants:
I cannot be bought. I'm already owned by Lauralicious and her boobie smell.
Mmmmmmmmmm
:)



Sweet! Maybe I can win the contest based on pure scent alone. :D:D:P

So is boobiefest really going to be a bust or were you just using a play on words?? Do you know something I don't?

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

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