selbbub78 0 #26 August 21, 2007 sick karma on them!!!!! "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #27 August 21, 2007 Quote OMG Dude, I can't open shit up like that in class!! I just lost in in a lecture with 200 other people...... Were you listening to the lecture, or speaking?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #28 August 21, 2007 Quote sick karma on them!!!!! I wish that would work... (it doesn't though)Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #29 August 21, 2007 Why get rid of them??? Keep feeding them, cap a couple every couple weeks to keep the population down. Little flour, salt, pepper, pan fry for a couple minutes... mmmm! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #30 August 21, 2007 Well, how about a mixture of ideas. Feed them, try to keep them out of where you don't want. See what kind of traps you can try and make to catch them. Get all this on video. Post video on here, or link to it at least. Go pick up the acorns, the ones not opened yet, and put them on a pole as high up as possible, a metal pole they can't climb. Try to do this when they are around so they see what you are doing. Then sit back and watch how long it takes for them to get them down. Get video, post video. Video dangit!!!!!! Then shoot them all!!!!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #31 August 21, 2007 Quit getting them baked and they won't munch as much Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #32 August 22, 2007 Quote Another suggestion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwsfEzpM5-E I was at work earlier and couldn't watch this... but damn that's funny... hrm.... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #33 August 22, 2007 this is what my bastard/bitch neighbor uses to trap squirrels, no problem with that but then he & she drown em in a trash can filled with water http://www.havahart.com/nuisance/squirrels/traps_for_squirrels.aspGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #34 August 22, 2007 There was a BBC show about the efforts taken by one couple to "squirrel proof" a bird feeder. They tried everything from mounting it on a greased pole, barricades, a spring loaded perch that would close the feeder if the load was too heavy for it. No luck. They finally tried hanging it on a line, below a cable suspended between a tree and their house. It was a long distance from either structure. The squirrels tried to shimmy along the cable and down to the feeder, but they couldn't get to it. They finally started to take one for the team. One squirrel would climb to the top of the tree and dive at the feeder. It would hit it hard enough to knock out some of the food. But it would be knocked silly in the process. The other squirrel would feast on the scattered food. This squirrel would then climb up and repeat the process. By this time the first squirrel is coming around. It would then get to chow on the dropped food. It was funny to see just how many times the squirrels knocked themselves silly hitting that feeder.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFreefall383 0 #35 August 22, 2007 Quote So there is an oak tree in my back yard and lately my back patio/yard has become overun with busted open accorns (it is very unseemly...) I also think at least one of them might have taken up residence in my attic... any thoughts on how I can run of these pests? (I really don't like squirrels) and unfortunately I'm not able to shoot them as I live on an Air Force Base... Too bad you can't shoot them, I was going to suggest a really good measure of projectile weaponry to use. But really, you live on an Air Force Base and you don't have the readily available means to get rid of a few squirrels? That sucks. I would suggest placing some well-hidden snares on the lawn, trap a few and interrogate them."If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #36 August 22, 2007 They are Secret Squirrels, you can't get them to talk, they attended SERE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #37 August 22, 2007 Damn! We REALLY need to see the video of that!I tried, but couldn't find it. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #38 August 22, 2007 Quote Quote sick karma on them!!!!! I wish that would work... (it doesn't though) Is the Gammo the air plastic beebees? It's great fun to shoot the little brats in the butts and watch them look around to see where it came from... it doesn't really hurt them and after a good afternoon of it they will get sick of it and disappear for a few days. Not that I would know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #39 August 22, 2007 Well I did find this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydLiasdJeoo The best part is at the 2/3 point when it shows the freshly-twirled squirrel on the ground. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFreefall383 0 #40 August 22, 2007 Quote They are Secret Squirrels, you can't get them to talk, they attended SERE. Squirrels that are veterans of SERE? Fuck, that's some bad shit."If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #41 August 22, 2007 Amazon could never get them to divuldge the location of their secret nut depot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philly215 0 #42 August 22, 2007 Paintball gunnnnn. Lower the velocity to where it won't die, they'll be a nice new color and they'll remember that your house = ouch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
