Congratulations TheStepchild and Amyfiske

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Not finding the answers you're looking for in the topical forums on this site? Wondering where you can go for expertise in swooping, freeflying, and massive points while belly-flying? There are a couple of new triple-digit jumpers from whom you can gain invaluable advice. That's right, TheStepchild and Amyfiske are now hundred jump wonders!

Last year, TheStepchild (aka Muttley) made all of her AFF jumps during the Lost Prairie Boogie, and two weeks ago, at the same boogie, she made her 100th jump. Her specialty is relative work, but her sit-fly pretty much rocks too.
Last year, a little bit before the LP boogie, Amyfiske (aka Ace, aka Gooch) was doing this and this during her AFF jumps, and this past Saturday she became a bonafide expert on all things skydiving, but especially circles and one-toggle surprises. Ask her about her "big fluffly circle"!

I think it was a little over a month ago that Ladydyver made her 100th jump, but the rest of us were slacking and failed to mention it. I'm sure she's forgotten half of all that expertise by now anyhow. Our MissManifest, aka Heidi also made her 100th last month, but she's not on here so she doesn't count.

Oh yeah...and congrats also go to DrDive and JasonRose, both of whom recently achieved their first USPA ratings and who are now legally authorized to have students scare the living fuck out of them!
Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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YAY Congrats ladies!!!!

Jason, do you think you can teach me how to belly fly now????
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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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THAT all?

Jheese, I thought you were going to officially announce your engagement.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Wow, that was a pretty nice little schpeel there Goo.

Thank you for the awesomeness.

If I'm a 100 jump wonder, then I wonder what Rogers is???

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YAY Congrats ladies!!!!

Jason, do you think you can teach me how to belly fly now????
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Jason, during a big way RW jump, I have a habit of going low. Can you show me how to pop back up?

50 donations so far. Give it a try.

You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

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If I'm a 100 jump wonder, then I wonder what Rogers is???

You might find your answer here, but more information than this is definitely ill-advised.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Wow, that was a pretty nice little schpeel there Goo.

Thank you for the awesomeness.

If I'm a 100 jump wonder, then I wonder what Rogers is???

I think Rogers just wonders....

I would personally like to thank jasonRose, his wonderful FF coaching has helped me achieve the great level of shit-show-dom I enjoy today. Thanks Rosey!
And thank you Jerkface, for making everyone aware of Amy's and my awesomeness. Mmmuah!

Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

[Amyfiske 0]

Thank you for the "Brick" in freefall, duct tape thong recap.

How was that fifth connection point? You look like you were really enjoying it.

[jasonRose 0]

Congrats on your 100th;

The Stepchild (aka Muttley, aka Shit Show)
Amyfiske (aka Ace the Goochi Gooch)
Ladydiver (aka LP dust bowl)
MissManifest

Sean, in regards to your difficulties of going low on formation dives please consult one of the above they are more than qualified to give you sound advice.

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

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YAY Congrats ladies!!!!

Jason, do you think you can teach me how to belly fly now????
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Stick to free flying you'll do better.

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

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wow....i have knowledge??? Who would have thought....now if I could only remember how to land that damn canopy.

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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I would personally like to thank jasonRose, his wonderful FF coaching has helped me achieve the great level of shit-show-dom I enjoy today. Thanks Rosey!
And thank you Jerkface, for making everyone aware of Amy's and my awesomeness. Mmmuah!

After a couple more coach jumps we can upgrade your FF status from Shit Show to the Screaming Mexican Shit show.

Between you, Kara, Angie and Brad I am curious on who will nail it first.

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

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Wow, that was a pretty nice little schpeel there Goo.

Thank you for the awesomeness.

If I'm a 100 jump wonder, then I wonder what Rogers is???

I think Rogers just wonders....

I would personally like to thank jasonRose, his wonderful FF coaching has helped me achieve the great level of shit-show-dom I enjoy today. Thanks Rosey!
And thank you Jerkface, for making everyone aware of Amy's and my awesomeness. Mmmuah!

I managed to narrowly miss Amy's jump....but I am thankful that I was still able to f*** up yours. Wonders never cease. However, Amy can vouge that even doc has a bad day now and then when he failed to find us for our 4-way. We were sitting in a 3 way round screaming at doc to just look down and out and he would find us - I don't get to raz him very often so have to take my chance at it now....I am sure that this will mean that I will be sleeping with the dogs tonight outside in the dog house.

Rosie keeps promising to teach me to free fly........but always manages to narrowly escape a jump with me

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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Rosie keeps promising to teach me to free fly........but always manages to narrowly escape a jump with me

As soon as I figure out how to do it I 'll help you.

It's not that I don't want to jump with you it is because I am running out of nick names for all the bad ass free flying skills I have been seeing.

Here is what is left

1) Monkey ball licking butt fuck
2) Spinning cum guzzling fuck nazi
3) Pulsating Vaginal Pineapple swallower

And the last one for someone special

4) Hemroid pulsating asshole that tried to kill me!

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

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""We were sitting in a 3 way round screaming at doc to just look down and out and he would find us - I don't get to raz him very often so have to take my chance at it now....I am sure that this will mean that I will be sleeping with the dogs tonight outside in the dog house. ""

You may be in the doghouse, but the dogs will be with me keeping me warm

But I sure proved I could de-arch and "rise to the occasion""
Doc

"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub"

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Rosie keeps promising to teach me to free fly........but always manages to narrowly escape a jump with me

As soon as I figure out how to do it I 'll help you.

It's not that I don't want to jump with you it is because I am running out of nick names for all the bad ass free flying skills I have been seeing.

Here is what is left

1) Monkey ball licking butt fuck
2) Spinning cum guzzling fuck nazi
3) Pulsating Vaginal Pineapple swallower

And the last one for someone special

4) Hemroid pulsating asshole that tried to kill me!

i figured it was the way I smelled or that doc was scaring the carp out of ya!

will u be there this weekend? Most likely I will only be there on sunday so maybe we can play and I will have yet another nickname to add to the LP dust bowl, pigpen and "when in the fork is that girl going to learn how to flare?"

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[ladydyver 0]

But I sure proved I could de-arch and "rise to the occasion""
Doc

mmmm....rising to the occasion.....I love it when you do that!

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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But I sure proved I could de-arch and "rise to the occasion""
Doc

mmmm....rising to the occasion.....I love it when you do that!


Pardon me while I go take a Vitamin V

"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub"

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But I sure proved I could de-arch and "rise to the occasion""
Doc

mmmm....rising to the occasion.....I love it when you do that!

Pardon me while I go take a Vitamin V

LMAO!!!!!!!

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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1) Monkey ball licking butt fuck
2) Spinning cum guzzling fuck nazi
3) Pulsating Vaginal Pineapple swallower

And the last one for someone special

4) Hemroid pulsating asshole that tried to kill me!

rosie, this landed me on the floor this morning....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[jasonRose 0]

Won't be out this weekend I am heading to the AOB boogie. However I will be out the weekend after.

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[Jumpervint 0]

Weekend after Big Bird is in Hamilton.

Vint

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"Make it hard again." Doc Ed

“A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis

[jasonRose 0]

Hmmmm.... Maybe I will go to Hamilton too!!

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!