pearleloma 0 #51 August 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhat have you done? Good point, he hadn't mentioned what dreams he's accomplished... Cheeseman started a topic and doesn't say what inspired the topic? I'm sure he's done something he's proud of that he didn't think he would ever do. Maybe he's shy or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #52 August 18, 2007 Quote Quote What have you done? Good point, he hadn't mentioned what dreams he's accomplished... Haven't you noticed that's how he does his threads, he rarely give out his own information prefering to to be sycophnatic to the women instead. He building dosiers on most of you, I'm certainYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdshit 0 #53 August 19, 2007 skydive have a threesome secretly videotape myself having a threesome (yeah baby!!) get married three times get divorced three times have a kid I never met have another kid shoot the Main gun on an M1A1 Tank drop out of high school in the 7th grade (my 16th birthday) Graduate from College make more than $100k in a year build a house go to jail for a traffic ticket get my MCSE get my CCNA kick out of line twists on my 1st jump Went AWOL from basic training Fire a .50 Caliber machine gun Learned how to do Polynomials and Quadratics Lose 50% of my hearing firing a .50 Cal Machine gun get lasik Hold $10,000 in cash in my hands join the army (dumbass! uhhh!) Learned how to place, arm, and detonate a Claymore Landmine (I see the light, I see the light, I see the light) picked a Combat MOS based on a propaganda film made by the army (dumbass! uhhh!) Saw somebody get shot with 7.62mm Broke a girls cherry (Kelly Hall) spend a year in Korea (Volunteered) Had sex with a prostitute Drove a motorcycle after drinking an entire bottle of absolute citron (and didn't die) Had sex with two prostitutes at the same time and took pictures Gang bang a 50yo prostitute with 5 of my Army buddies (John Holmes Club!!! We got AIDS boys!!! We all Gonna Die!! HAHAHA) Drink 5,000 gallons of E&J Brandy in one year in Korea and never had a single problem Drank a half a bottle of tequila and pissed on my coffee table, two of my best friends, my coffee cup, my boots, and got the crap beat out of me... LOL TEQUILA!! do LSD, Ecstasy, Weed, Coke, Rum, Vodka, Meth and Viagra all in 1 night (DJ Kidd -- love you bro - what a night it was... ahh the good old days. Rhinehart?) go to a rave Drive 200 miles on LSD and Ecstasy (Bats! Sparkles! Thanks for the directions Mr. Dragon!) Successfully Passed a DUI checkpoint on LSD and Ecstasy (at least I think that was real. Maybe it was a carwash or something). Do 160mph on a motorcycle Put $1,000 on one roll of the dice in Vegas (and won) Take my hands off the handlebars at 160mph on a motorcycle Run from the police (and actually get away. it aint always like COPS. Sometimes the bad guys win.) Tattoo some chicks name on my back buy a 42 inch HD LCD TV Go to AA (hello, my Name is Birdshit and I'm an alcoholic ...) Break a guys nose by head butting him so hard that his facial bone cut my scalp Got my nose broken Let a girl pee on me just to see If I am that kinky (I'm not.. heh heh) Peed on a girl to see if she was that kinky.. She was, ha ha! Have a bisexual encounter (guys aint so bad either) Snuck a switchblade through airport security, just to see if I could do it and get away with it. Hacked into a remote network just to see if I could do it. Started a porn website, then posted pictures of my brothers wife doing naughty things to my brothers girlfriend with power tools... LOL To Do: Disarm a nuclear weapon Steal a submarine Fly an F-22 Raptor Use a block of C-4 on something I dislike Sneak into North Korea Have sex with Angelina Jolie Scuba Dive HALO Jump Beat HALO 3 on Legendary Learn French, Russian, German, Arabic and Chinese Learn to Dance Learn how to fly a helicopter Learn how to suture Run a load of Coke or Guns for the Columbian Cartel Welcome to life on the bleeding edge between dumbass and psychopath.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
