Is having sex on an a typical flight illegal?

[unformed 0]

My boss is trying to tell me airlines have been known to prosecute those who have sex in the airplane bathroom.

I can't see, at all, how these could in any way, be illegal.

I'm wondering if anybody knows of anything ... and also, best ways to do it without getting caught.

Funny stories too.

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[Clownburner 0]

I think anything a flight attendant tells you is effectively the law, since disobeying their orders is a crime.

I've been yelled at for it, but never arrested. Mostly just stuff like "Only one person in a bathroom at a time please!"

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[McBeth 0]

I just got funny looks from the people outside waiting to use the bathroom. Oops.

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Do you really want to take the chance in THIS day and age where the religious right is watching what everyone is doing in their bedroooms... let alone on an airplane.

These days they are flying to the nearest available airport and handing you over to the FBI for any ingfraction on a flight.

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Do you really want to take the chance in THIS day and age where the religious right is watching what everyone is doing in their bedroooms... let alone on an airplane.

These days they are flying to the nearest available airport and handing you over to the FBI for any ingfraction INFECTION on a flight.

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[simplyputsi 0]

what about on an atypical flight???

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what about on an atypical flight???

define atypical flight... is that anything like flying from Detroit thru NYC to go to LA?

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[simplyputsi 0]

it could be something like that. I'd say a flight where it did not go as planned.

Your kind of flight pattern is just idiotic, not atypical.

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what about on an atypical flight???

define atypical flight... is that anything like flying from Detroit thru NYC to go to LA?

An atypical flight for me would simply be having sex on a plane.Or even at all.

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it could be something like that. I'd say a flight where it did not go as planned.

Your kind of flight pattern is just idiotic, not atypical.

Right, I agree... so say the plane was going to crash... then... it might be ok to have sex during the flight (as long as your seatbelt is being worn...)

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it could be something like that. I'd say a flight where it did not go as planned.

Your kind of flight pattern is just idiotic, not atypical.

Right, I agree... so say the plane was going to crash... then... it might be ok to have sex during the flight (as long as your seatbelt is being worn...)

I vote for an orgy in that case.

[simplyputsi 0]

I've never been on a plane where that was even remotely possible

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I've never been on a plane where that was even remotely possible

It could probably be done on a red-eye flight in first class while everybody else is sleeping and the flight attendants are sitting in their cubby-hole or space and nobody's around to notice... Makes for a few interesting positions using the seat... and yeah, gotta be quiet too.

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and yeah, gotta be quiet too.

That makes for part of the fun

[coconutmonkey 0]

Hey, if you can get arrested by flight attendants for spanking your kid, just think what you'd get for spankin yo monkey!

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it could be something like that. I'd say a flight where it did not go as planned.

Your kind of flight pattern is just idiotic, not atypical.

Right, I agree... so say the plane was going to crash... then... it might be ok to have sex during the flight (as long as your seatbelt is being worn...)

And let me guess... Your seatbelt it being worn on her wrists or ankles? Use seatbelts for exactly what they were intended for.. RESTRAINTS.

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it could be something like that. I'd say a flight where it did not go as planned.

Your kind of flight pattern is just idiotic, not atypical.

Right, I agree... so say the plane was going to crash... then... it might be ok to have sex during the flight (as long as your seatbelt is being worn...)

And let me guess... Your seatbelt it being worn on her wrists or ankles? Use seatbelts for exactly what they were intended for.. RESTRAINTS.

I prefer wrists... I mean... safety is paramount...

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Just don't repeatidly say "bye, bye plane" and you'll be alright.

Or "I'm gonna BLOW!!!" right before the climax!

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