Annoying People At Work PT 2

[Andy_Copland 0]

Well the guy who i convinced that i earn mucho more money than him didn't speak to me for a couple of days but started talking again so thought "fuck this, time to really annoy him"

I put a ton of zip ties arond the lock on his locker

Fuck i love work.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Sockpuppet 0]

You are very evil Mr. Copland.

Funny, but evil.

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Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

[Twoply 0]

I took a syringe and injected the liquid portion of the contents of a can of sardines into the seats of a guy's vehicle once.

[Squeak 17]

andy if he has work boots and leaves them at work, fill one with water and freeze it.
I've done that it dont really hurt the boot but it does fuck him up for the day

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Squeak 17]

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I took a syringe and injected the liquid portion of the contents of a can of sardines into the seats of a guy's vehicle once.

that's vandalism, what Andy's doing is not malicious. and wont cost the guy money to alter.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[gonzalesna 0]

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Well the guy who i convinced that i earn mucho more money than him didn't speak to me for a couple of days but started talking again so thought "fuck this, time to really annoy him"

I put a ton of zip ties arond the lock on his locker

Fuck i love work.

cover his car or office in post-it notes

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Twoply 0]

Oh,...I though we were..., uh... nothing.

[skinnyshrek 0]

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Well the guy who i convinced that i earn mucho more money than him didn't speak to me for a couple of days but started talking again so thought "fuck this, time to really annoy him"

I put a ton of zip ties arond the lock on his locker

Fuck i love work.

Pikey twat andy at his tricks again...You know copeland Karma does catch up with you...I used to make fun of all the good looking people now look at me, i am one of them

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[bigway 4]

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I took a syringe and injected the liquid portion of the contents of a can of sardines into the seats of a guy's vehicle once.

Exactly what I was looking for.

Thank you.


Squeak, want to come and visit?

Seriously though, The builders across the street from me seem to think it is funny to open my gate during the day to let my 16 week old puppys out the gate and blame it on them being able to do it themselves. (this is impossible with the latch i have)


I think this stunt twoply has said is the perfect payback!

.Karnage Krew Gear Store
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[Squeak 17]

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I took a syringe and injected the liquid portion of the contents of a can of sardines into the seats of a guy's vehicle once.

Exactly what I was looking for.

Thank you.


Squeak, want to come and visit?

Seriously though, The builders across the street from me seem to think it is funny to open my gate during the day to let my 16 week old puppys out the gate and blame it on them being able to do it themselves. (this is impossible with the latch i have)


I think this stunt twoply has said is the perfect payback!

Different scenario, that's PAYBACK, not piss taking
Taking the piss outa work mates should not be malicious.
Paying back some fucker that jepodises you puppy's safety, gofor it

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[DFWAJG 4]

or nail his workboot to the floor!

[Broke 0]

Pine needles in his boots. Almost impossible ot get them all out, but it hurts alot

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[denete 3]

In my last job I had to share a 15'x15' office with two other guys. Every two weeks I would move one guys desk back about an inch. He never had a clue.

[Armour666 0]

The last place I worked a co worker got one of the new diesel jetas and was raving about the mileage. We calculated from where he lived and the estimated mileage he should get. with this info every day we would add a couple litres (about 50% of the estimated usage) so it was appearing he was getting way more mileage then ever expected he was going on and on about how good the mileage was and how great the car is.

After a 3 weeks of this we weaned off the extra diesel and left well enough alone and let things get back to normal. After a few weeks and his disappointment that he now back to regular mileage we started to siphon out some out. When he was noticing the dismal mileage and started complaining how horrible this is a few weeks and two trips two the dealer latter we went back to adding these cycles went on for almost 6 months

I like the plastic bags in boots and filling with plaster. Doesn’t wreck them but a pain in the ass to get out once hardens

or cram a garbage bag in to the crack of the locker and fill with spray foam (low expanding type) this will expand and harden without ruiening anything but again a pain in the ass to get out when forms around items

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[Royd 0]

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The last place I worked a co worker got one of the new diesel jetas and was raving about the mileage. We calculated from where he lived and the estimated mileage he should get. with this info every day we would add a couple litres (about 50% of the estimated usage) so it was appearing he was getting way more mileage then ever expected he was going on and on about how good the mileage was and how great the car is.

After a 3 weeks of this we weaned off the extra diesel and left well enough alone and let things get back to normal. After a few weeks and his disappointment that he now back to regular mileage we started to siphon out some out. When he was noticing the dismal mileage and started complaining how horrible this is a few weeks and two trips two the dealer latter we went back to adding these cycles went on for almost 6 months

Why would anyone in their right mind invest that much time and energy in a prank just to screw with someone? I think that it says more about you than it does the other guy.

[JackC 0]

I used to walk across the workshop with a watering can and find some unsuspecting schmuck and fill their pockets with water.

[warpedskydiver 0]

Use construction adhesive to glue all the doors of the vehicles shut, it will be nearly impossible to open the vehicle without using a hurst "Jaws of life"

they will have to ruin every door if you do it right.

[warpedskydiver 0]

Back when cars had hub caps we would put rocks inside them.

Sounds like a rock tumbler while they drive.

No harm done.

[warpedskydiver 0]

try catfish stinkbait down the vents by the windshield.

works best on a rainy day

[millertime24 8]

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Use construction adhesive to glue all the doors of the vehicles shut, it will be nearly impossible to open the vehicle without using a hurst "Jaws of life"

they will have to ruin every door if you do it right.

Or inject epoxy into the door locks.

Muff #5048

[Zenister 0]

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The last place I worked a co worker got one of the new diesel jetas and was raving about the mileage. We calculated from where he lived and the estimated mileage he should get. with this info every day we would add a couple litres (about 50% of the estimated usage) so it was appearing he was getting way more mileage then ever expected he was going on and on about how good the mileage was and how great the car is.

After a 3 weeks of this we weaned off the extra diesel and left well enough alone and let things get back to normal. After a few weeks and his disappointment that he now back to regular mileage we started to siphon out some out. When he was noticing the dismal mileage and started complaining how horrible this is a few weeks and two trips two the dealer latter we went back to adding these cycles went on for almost 6 months

Why would anyone in their right mind invest that much time and energy in a prank just to screw with someone? I think that it says more about you than it does the other guy.

if it is worth doing, it is worth doing well...

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[Armour666 0]

what eilse are you too do when you only ave about 1-2 hours of actual work to do in a day ? can surf for only so long befor getting carpal tunnel and had to be on site with a 15 min on call responce time so really could go anywhere.

There was also the crime scean we did that was a good one.

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[mccurley 1]

Try changing a couple keys on a keyboard.
Nothing drastic t with Y or d with f
Harmless yet funny.

Watch my video Fat Women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

[Andy_Copland 0]

We dont use keyboards much. Its wrenches, dirt and shouting at each other

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[warpedskydiver 0]

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We dont use keyboards much. Its wrenches, dirt and shouting at each other

Yep you are no girly man, besides bottoms don't like guys who are feminine

Fuckin Pikey Bastard!

Do you bring your own dirt?