RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 August 7, 2007 A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 August 7, 2007 Every job is a shit sandwich. If they give you enough bread, you can put up with the shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 August 7, 2007 About the unflinching optimist, "He could find a quart of brown gravy in a cesspool." (Ok. That's just wrong. I know that.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #4 August 7, 2007 It's like fucking your older sister... oh, wait...that's not really an analogy... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #5 August 7, 2007 Quote It's like fucking your older sister... oh, wait...that's not really an analogy... "It's okay, this is my little brother..don't we look alike?" "OMG...mom is going to be soooo pissed!" "Wait..how old are you again? Would I go to the pokey for this?" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 August 7, 2007 Fighting for Peace is like Fucking for virginityYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 August 7, 2007 Working here is like pissing yourself in a brown suit..... you get a loverly warm feeling but nobody ever notices. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #8 August 7, 2007 Thats like a Nun on the back of a jester............. Verging on the ridiculous. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #9 August 7, 2007 Taking the tone down... "When I was finished with her she had a face like a plasterer's radio" CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 August 7, 2007 Hi Chrus Long time no see dude You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #11 August 7, 2007 With respect to some of the quick repairs I sometimes have to do at work: 'This is really nothing more then putting a bandaid on a sucking flesh wound'I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #12 August 7, 2007 Quote Fighting for Peace is like Fucking for virginity That is by far the BEST analogy I have heard in a while! PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 August 7, 2007 Hotter than RkyMtnHigh in a skyvan on the sunset load. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 August 7, 2007 Quote Hotter than RkyMtnHigh in a skyvan on the sunset load. that's not an analogyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 August 7, 2007 How is this? Replying to Squeak is like pissing in the wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 August 7, 2007 Quote How is this? Replying to Squeak is like pissing in the wind. Only if you're a thickoYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 August 7, 2007 I AM pretty thick down there, but i don't think it helps when pissing in the wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 August 7, 2007 QuoteI AM pretty thick down there, but i don't think it helps when pissing in the wind. Thank you for the THICKO demonstrationYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #19 August 7, 2007 It's not really an analogy, but I like "Time to make like a douche and get the fuck out." Secret to a long life is knowing when it's time to go.... (for Michelle Shocked fans) linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 August 7, 2007 Banging Paris Hilton is like sitting on your front porch fucking north.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 August 7, 2007 Quote Banging Paris Hilton is like sitting on your front porch fucking north. Or that mother who has 17 kids! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #22 August 7, 2007 no, that's like walking into a wal-mart that has the emergency sprinklers runningSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #23 August 7, 2007 It's like anything else. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #24 August 7, 2007 I use a ton of analogy's.... and I make up a bunch too! My latest favorite "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then..." Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #25 August 7, 2007 Quote I use a ton of analogy's.... and I make up a bunch too! My latest favorite "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then..." There may be hope for you yet, billy!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
