Rover 11 #101 August 5, 2007 A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold" Hate to be a party pooper but if he was paralyzed he wouldn't be able to feel his feet!!2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rover 11 #102 August 5, 2007 A woman walks up to the checkout at a supermarket and hands her basket to the young man behind the counter. He proceeds to scan the goodies inside. Among the contents are 6 eggs, half a litre of milk, a toothbrush and some paste, a roll of toilet paper, half a lettuce, 3 onions, a couple of carrots, some tampons and 2 pots of natural unsweetened yohgurt. He looks up at here and says "you're a single woman living by yourself aren't you" "Why yes" she smiled, "How did you know?" "Because you're fuckin ugly!!2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #103 August 5, 2007 Quote Q: Why did Chris Benoit skip the last WWE pay-per-view? A: He wanted to stay home and hang around his family. Walt ouch! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #104 August 5, 2007 What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hameed What do you call an even drunker Muslim? Mo-Hameed What did the wino say after he beat up the nun? 'Take that Batman!!!'I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
