zoobrothertom 5 #26 August 2, 2007 Not sure if this is tastless enough... What happens when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic? You get a person who sits up all night wondering if there really is a Dog. ____________________________________ I'm back in the USA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homesickanvil83 0 #27 August 2, 2007 Jesus walks into a hotel. Says "can you put me up for the night..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #28 August 2, 2007 Quote Jesus walks into a hotel, puts three nails on the counter, and says "can you put me up for the night..." Fixed. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #29 August 2, 2007 I've posted this before, and it's not very tastless... Q: Why do women have two pairs of lips? A: One for bitching, one for apologizing I love that... So, who's pissed at me? I've got some apologizng to do!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #30 August 2, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #31 August 2, 2007 Quote Quote Yea, I'm going to hell for that one. Yes, because it wasn't funny. yes it was Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #32 August 2, 2007 Wasn't supposed to be funny. He asked for tasteless. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #33 August 2, 2007 How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of dead baby and fill it up with root beer. --------------------------------- What's the difference between dead babies and ping pong balls? You can't unload ping pong balls from a truck with a pitchfork. --------------------------------------- What's the difference between an Afghani woman and a bowling ball? If you really had to - you could eat the bowling ball. ------------------------------------------------ TK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 800 #34 August 2, 2007 AND- you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #35 August 2, 2007 I thought it was so they could piss and moan at the same time. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #36 August 2, 2007 Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs at your front door? A: Matt Q: what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? A: Ilene Q: What do you call a Mexican woman with both legs amputated above the knees? A: Cuntswaylow Mommy mommy what are we going to do for ketchup once Daddys forehead heals? Q: why shouldnt Chinese and Mexicans be allowed to marry? A: their kids would have an uncontrolable urge to steal cars but cant drive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatthehell 0 #37 August 2, 2007 Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Pepperspray Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #38 August 2, 2007 What does Mike Tyson dine on during fights? Ears"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcrocker 0 #39 August 2, 2007 QuoteIt's been a while since I've heard any good tasteless jokes. I'll get things started with one I heard at the DZ this past weekend: Q: What does a blind kid get for Christmas? A: Cancer! Tasteless for sure. Walt Q:What does a [Girl of appropriate age but still young enough to be funny] fromA: Roll over daddy, your crushing my cigarettes =-=-=-==- Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing, you've already told her... twice =-=-=-=- Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it should be open when she brings it to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 800 #40 August 2, 2007 tick...tick...tick... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #41 August 2, 2007 Quote tick...tick...tick... lighten up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 800 #42 August 2, 2007 see now that was my attitude BEFORE this thread started getting surgically altered.... I'm open minded enough to accept pretty much anything the nuggets here can throw out. butt apparently...not everyone on here has thick skin and broad shoulders...i'm just sayin.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleatus 0 #43 August 2, 2007 Q. What's the difference between a epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentary? A. The oyster shucker has Fits when he Shucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcrocker 0 #44 August 2, 2007 Quote see now that was my attitude BEFORE this thread started getting surgically altered.... I'm open minded enough to accept pretty much anything the nuggets here can throw out. butt apparently...not everyone on here has thick skin and broad shoulders...i'm just sayin.... My original post was againt forum rules as was pointed out in a private message. So, I surgically altered it to avoid ban/lock. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #45 August 2, 2007 Quote see now that was my attitude BEFORE this thread started getting surgically altered.... I'm open minded enough to accept pretty much anything the nuggets here can throw out. butt apparently...not everyone on here has thick skin and broad shoulders...i'm just sayin.... Well, all those people have the choice of not reading a thread with the title "tasteless jokes". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #46 August 2, 2007 Q: What is the definition of Blind Spot? A: What Dick and Jane do with a sharp stick. A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes. His friend asks what happened? He says I was on the bus yesterday and the lady standing in front of me had her dress stuck up between her butt cheeks so I did her a favor and pulled it out. That's when she roundhoused me. His friend says that explains one black eye, what about the other? To which he replies. Well I figured since she got pissed at me for pulling it out that she must have wanted it there so I tucked it back in for her. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #47 August 2, 2007 Mike Tysons phone #. FE FE FO- FE FO FE FO I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #48 August 2, 2007 Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: A pilot - you bigot! p.s. - not intended to be a personal attack but it is in the tasteless joke thread.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #49 August 3, 2007 Quote Q. What's the difference between a epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentary? A. The oyster shucker has Fits when he Shucks. Difference between a tribe of Pygmies and a woman's track team? One is a bunch of cunning runts.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carpediem 0 #50 August 3, 2007 QuoteWhat's pink, twelve inches long, and can make a woman scream all night ? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. Almost, I was going to say... What's 12 inches long, purple. and brings tears to a womans eyes? Stillbirth Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
