happythoughts 0 #1 August 2, 2007 Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work. "Guess what, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar." "What did you do?". "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off!" "You're kidding me!" "Nope." "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up and put her on my desk, next to my new laptop." "Really? You got a new laptop?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 August 2, 2007 Q: Did you hear about the programmer who went in the shower and never came out? A: The directions on the shampoo read "Lather, rinse, repeat". Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoobrothertom 5 #3 August 2, 2007 Does anyone know why the cup holder on my PC keeps retracting and spilling my drink on the keyboard? Frustrating as hell!! ____________________________________ I'm back in the USA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #4 August 2, 2007 Quote Q: Did you hear about the programmer who went in the shower and never came out? A: The directions on the shampoo read "Lather, rinse, repeat". Walt That's an infinite loop! Any good programmer should be able to get rid of that in the debugging process. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 August 2, 2007 Geek 1: 1001 001000 111. Geek 2: 111 01110 11001. Geek 1: 1101 1010 110!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #6 August 2, 2007 There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that dont. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #7 August 3, 2007 After years of hard work, an IT guy books himself on a Caribbean cruise. He has the time of his life until the boat sinks and he ends up on a desert island. A month later when he's starving, suffering from exposure and contemplating suicide the man looks out to sea and sees a gorgeous woman rowing to shore. He asks her where she’s come from. “I was shipwrecked last year", she says. “I’ve been stranded on the other side of the island." “Where did you get the rowboat? “I made it out of gum trees and palm branches" she replies. “But you had no tools", he says. “I made tools from volcanic rocks to whittle the wood, and used eucalyptus gum as adhesive." The woman takes the man to the other side of the island and leads him into an elaborate bungalow with ceiling fans and furniture she made out of vines. She even has a crystal set radio fabricated from natural crystals and veins of copper in the rocks. She has made a still and has wonderful "home made" rum to offer him. The man can’t believe his eyes. They sit down, and she smiles at him. “Now, tell me", she says, looking deep into his eyes. “Is there something you’ve been desiring while you’ve been alone? You know…" “Do you mean", he whispers, “I can check my E-mail from here!"... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
