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Do you have fake tits?

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It's a story from my childhood that lead to Jays name being on my rear, kinda funny, kinda stupid, but his name is there none the less. If I can figure out how to take a pic of my butt while at work (ooo, maybe I should post it on my boss' door with a "Kiss this!" sign attached! :o) I might could help you out there a little........ don't hold your breath though. :)

edited to add: pic taken, need cable to post it.

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I still remember seeing "JAY" on your ass. We only had to look at it about 20 times. It was just the tatoo, yea, thats it, we were admiring the tatoo. :):D

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You asked for it........

Oh and Jay, since I just posted it here, please don't ask me to show it anymore :P, just refer to this post :P.

Yeah, I was a little cold, hence the chill bumps! Damn boss has ice running through him!! Friggin air in the office is on 65.

P.S. the other two names are my children, my very own personal pains in my butt ;):)

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This is the only thread not locked regarding fake body parts. See, everyone loves boobies!!!:)



Yeah, what up wit dat? Why isn't this thread in the Women's Only forum? :|

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Since the topic of the day seems to be titties, let's find out how many of you have fakies and how many of you have au naturale's.

And since poll's are annonymous, there's no reason to lie!

:D



Mine are all natural, well, except or that parts that are fake.
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This is the only thread not locked regarding fake body parts. See, everyone loves boobies!!!:)

I miss my penis thread... today is a sad sad day for fake penises everywhere.


No kidding...my fake penis has been spewing up tears all day long. God it feels good to feel sad!
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I miss my penis thread... today is a sad sad day for fake penises everywhere.



My fake vagina thread too :([:/]:(.



You all are making me cry
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Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have fake tits. They are in my sock drawer. What size do you prefer?



Funny shit...:D:D


Hey, I'll throw you a size 7 to 9, if I'm not back in 10 minutes, start without me.....
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All I want to know is:

Why do women want fake ones?



Well, I've thought about them too, but they're too damned expensive.


I know where you can get a set of these quite cheap.

You DID want them for a paperweight, right ... ;)
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I miss my penis thread... today is a sad sad day for fake penises everywhere.



My fake vagina thread too :([:/]:(.


My fake testicle thread never had a chance. It could've become one of the greats.:(
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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This is the only thread not locked regarding fake body parts. See, everyone loves boobies!!!:)



Yeah, what up wit dat? Why isn't this thread in the Women's Only forum? :|

:D


It should be, since there's no pictures of said fake or real boobies:|
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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It will attract more attention, though.



Funny, I always got the feeling many women skydive for the same reason.



That's funny. It has never crossed my mind. Why do men skydive?
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No i dont, but I do name my Motorbikes.
My current one is Gina, because she's a classicly good looking Italian
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