Zipp0 1 #126 July 31, 2007 Ladies, If guys could get wang enhancement surgery and have thick, 15 inch dorks, would you want that, or would you want 'all natural'? And I wonder how many guys who complain about 'fake boobs' would be walking around with ginormous fake wangs? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #127 July 31, 2007 Quote Ladies, If guys could get wang enhancement surgery and have thick, 15 inch dorks, would you want that, or would you want 'all natural'? And I wonder how many guys who complain about 'fake boobs' would be walking around with ginormous fake wangs? Well, help is on the way, dude http://www.drwhitehead.com/----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #128 July 31, 2007 Quote Quote Ladies, If guys could get wang enhancement surgery and have thick, 15 inch dorks, would you want that, or would you want 'all natural'? And I wonder how many guys who complain about 'fake boobs' would be walking around with ginormous fake wangs? Well, help is on the way, dude http://www.drwhitehead.com/ Nobody is getting near my thing with a scalpel, unless I may otherwise die. Even then, I may choose death. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest #130 August 1, 2007 When I was in my teenage years, I did just what I should I listened to my mother and I was kind and sweet and good And my friends and I did rituals and I prayed with all my might That this would be the evening that she'd stop along her flight Well, that was several years ago and that chick's long overdue And it's time I came to terms with something plainly clear to you. The boob fairy never came for me No, the boob fairy never came for me Okay, I'm spunky and I'm cute and I've got a great personality But the boob fairy never came for me Well, we were the third house on a country drive, I thought Maybe she just got lost, so I hung my bra on the mailbox Til the neighbors took it off And all my friends got visits and expanded through the years And left me wailing to the gods buying training bras at Sears Still I harbor hopes, she'll come for me, I know she will I'd get 'em done myself if she'd agree to fit the bill The boob fairy never came for me No the boob fairy never came for me Look, I wasn't wanting melons, just a cute curvaceous "B" But the boob fairy never came for me. This isn't a song about boobs. Not really. The boobs are just a set of metaphors to symbolize everyone's fear of human inadequacy. Hey! We've all felt the pain of being dissed by one fairy or another, so during the next refrain I want you to join in with your own fairy that never paid a call. Maybe it's the height fairy or the butt nymph. Men, maybe it's the pectoral or hair fairy or maybe some other fairy you just want to mumble about. Look, nobody's going to ask you to enunciate. And sisters, I don't want you feeling alienated because you happen to be full-figured. Just change the line to the boob fairy wouldn't let me be or the boob fairy became obsessed with me. Okay, here comes the refrain. Everybody join in. The boob fairy never came for me No the boob fairy never came for me Though the hip fairy came two times and the thigh fairy came three The boob fairy never came for me."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
