apollard24 0 #1 July 30, 2007 I was told today women have super powers. Yep, super powers. We can remeber shit from like 10 years ago and bring it up in a current argument like the speed of light. Thats pretty good huh? so whats your super power?Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 July 30, 2007 Women weild memories like fucking swords. Its so annoying because us blokes forget and just take it for granted that it must be true as you remember. I bet i didnt even do half the stuff my ex said i did, i just agree'd to keep her quiet. I can make myself deafer than Billy when i start getting bitched at, selective hearing. In one ear and out the other.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #3 July 30, 2007 you didnt answer the question though, whats your super power? Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 July 30, 2007 Making myself as deaf as Billy, its fucking great. Its a super power.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 July 30, 2007 Quote so whats your super power? Maintaining my erection for more than 4 hours. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #6 July 30, 2007 Quote Quote so whats your super power? Maintaining an erection for more than 4 hours. Hey thats pretty good. Never met someone that had that power. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 July 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote so whats your super power? Maintaining my erection for more than 4 hours. Hey thats pretty good. Never met someone that had that power. Batter Up!!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #8 July 30, 2007 Quote Quote so whats your super power? Maintaining an erection for more than 4 hours. I think you're supposed to consult a doctor about thatI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 July 30, 2007 You dont fool me you viagra swallowing bastard!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 July 30, 2007 I'm able to leap tall turds in a single bound! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #11 July 30, 2007 Quote I'm able to leap tall turds in a single bound! Walt Now thats a super power!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #12 July 31, 2007 Quote so whats your super power? I can unerringly find the traffic jam in any cityI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #13 July 31, 2007 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #14 July 31, 2007 I have the ability to become severely irritated by distracted drivers and people must verbalize the most obvious things. Example: "Make sure you look behind you before you back up the forklift." Wow buddy, the thought never occured to me. It happens so fast, it's breathtaking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 July 31, 2007 I have the ability to annoy people, with merely a glance You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 July 31, 2007 Quote I have the ability to annoy people, with merely a glance Or post. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #17 July 31, 2007 Quote I have the ability to annoy people, with merely a glance hmmm, you've never annoyed me. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #18 July 31, 2007 My A.D.D. is my super power!! Hey Look... something shiny!!!!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 July 31, 2007 Quote Quote I have the ability to annoy people, with merely a glance Or post. nono i just glance at the keyboard and I'm sure someone from the farm is annoyedYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanutgallery 0 #20 July 31, 2007 I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips (Dane Cook fans? Anyone....anyone??? I used to have a handle on life, but it broke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 July 31, 2007 Quote Quote so whats your super power? Maintaining an erection for more than 4 hours. Yours ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 July 31, 2007 Quote Quote Quote so whats your super power? Maintaining an erection for more than 4 hours. Yours ? "Original Post" edited for clarification. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 July 31, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote so whats your super power? Maintaining an erection for more than 4 hours. Yours ? "Original Post" edited for clarification. The Dept of Labor reports that no one has filed for unemployment in the last 4 years and listed "Fluffer" as their occupation. You may have an untapped gold mine there, bro. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdiver 0 #24 July 31, 2007 Quote Quote Quote so whats your super power? Maintaining an erection for more than 4 hours. Yours ? ROFLMAOlight travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #25 July 31, 2007 Quote ...In one ear and out the other. ...and you also only see one side of it. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
