sd-slider 0 #1 July 20, 2007 Note, I said WAS....had it fixed along with a tonselectomy, palete reduction, uvula reduction, tongue electrocution(for reduction purposes...), so forth and so on.... I keep having lucid dreams of Cheeseburgers with Onion Rings and Carne Asada Nachos! Is this normal? Doc says no jumping for 4-6 weeks.... Aaaaargh. I bet if he was a jumper we'd be at the Dropzone the same day as the surgery for "therapy" purposes. Anyone else been through ALL of these procedures at once? Trying to get a feel for what to expect the next time I jump.Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 July 20, 2007 Wow, Slider, hope your feeling relief.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 July 20, 2007 No wonder you kiss like a Carp! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 July 20, 2007 QuoteNo wonder you kiss like a Carp! And I thought it was just me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #5 July 20, 2007 Note to self: Never sleep with mouth open when Twardo is in town. Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 July 20, 2007 Quote Note to self: Never sleep with mouth open when Twardo is in town. Just NOW figured that out??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 July 20, 2007 Holy bejeezus, dude....all at once???? Not to rub it in or anything but I had a nice 2" juicy steak for dinner followed up with a Fudge Sunday. Mmmmmmmmmm... I know, I know...the joke is in poor taste and hard to swallow at this point in time. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 July 20, 2007 Quote No wonder you kiss like a Carp! Are you an authority on the kissing machinations of Carp?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 July 20, 2007 too bad you had it fixed, I could have introduced it to my degenerate knee and disc and they could have started a street gangI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 July 20, 2007 Quote Quote No wonder you kiss like a Carp! Are you an authority on the kissing machinations of Carp? I dunno about an authority...But yeah I've kissed a few fish of various types! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #11 July 20, 2007 Quote I dunno about an authority...But yeah I've kissed a few fish of various types! Trouser Trout?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 July 20, 2007 Quote Quote I dunno about an authority...But yeah I've kissed a few fish of various types! Trouser Trout? No, but I know one YOU can try! Especially since ya haven't SEEN yours since 2nd grade!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 July 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I dunno about an authority...But yeah I've kissed a few fish of various types! Trouser Trout? No, but I know one YOU can try! Especially since ya haven't SEEN yours since 2nd grade!! Damn - that's either a Fat joke - or a litle dick joke - well executed and not easily retortable. Well done Kurva.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #14 July 20, 2007 Quote I had a nice 2" juicy steak for dinner Oh yeah? I had three(count'em, three) sundays while looking at a picture of a 3" steak! Also, while all of you were at work..I got to watch every episode of the Tyra Banks Show! And Oprah. And Maury. And Rachel. So there! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #15 July 20, 2007 Quote Especially since ya haven't SEEN yours since 2nd grade!! I would be able to see it if you'd open your mouth just a little wider geeshI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 July 20, 2007 Quote Quote Especially since ya haven't SEEN yours since 2nd grade!! I would be able to see it if you'd open your mouth just a little wider geesh You can do better than THAT! I mean...2nd grade was just LAST year for ya! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 July 20, 2007 For a second, I thought your thread title read "My rectum was a deviate!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #18 July 29, 2007 Can I jump yet? Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
