Children's Books You'll Never See

[BillyVance 34]

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Thanks Shane!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[goofyjumper 0]

Billy you have way too much time on your hands. But those are funny!

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I love and Miss you so much Honey!
Orfun #3 ~ Darla

[simplyputsi 0]

reminds me of a certain pooh outfit at someones baby shower

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[2fat2fly 0]

Actually, it's 'Thanks Bubbles'

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[gmittar 0]

I lolled at "Mommy Likes Box"

|>.<|
Seriously, W.T.F. mate?

[DIABLITA 0]

YESSSSS. I salute you, sir.

Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

[monkycndo 0]

I say picture 003 is slanderous. I have never hired a ho! I've pimped out a few though.

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[BillyVance 34]

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I say picture 003 is slanderous. I have never hired a ho! I've pimped out a few though.

Your name's Horton???

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[pinkfairy 0]

Where did you get these?

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

[monkycndo 0]

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Your name's Horton???

Well, I can hear a Who. Can you?

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[headoverheels 333]

You missed this one.

[2fat2fly 0]

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Where did you get these?

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2897950;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#2897967

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[Cornholio 0]

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I lolled at "Mommy Likes Box"

I think someone needs to explain this one to me.... whoosh! right over me head.

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

[DougH 270]

Does the expression chowing box help?

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

[gonzalesna 0]

I got my nephew a shirt that says daddy drinks because I cry... does that make me an asshole, a dick, mean, all of the above or is it just damn funny?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[sv3n 0]

That's not as bad as the "onesie" that I saw at the mall the other day......it said "Daddy Forgot to Pull Out!"

...and you're in violation of your face!

[gonzalesna 0]

How about "All daddy wanted was a blow job" and "I tore mommy a new one," which has a picture of stitches underneath it.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.