Help Me Pick Shows for My New Network

[NWFlyer 2]

I'm thinking of starting a new cable network: Train Wreck Television.

TWT will feature only the guiltiest of guilty pleasures. It'll have reruns of lots of the great train wreck shows of the past (both scripted and reality shows). TWT plans to develop some original programming as well.

A few ideas...


Reruns
Rock of Love with Bret Michaels (currently showing on VH1 - it's the most skanky type of train wreckage).
My Super Sweet 16 ... a 30 minute documentary on everything that's wrong with kids these days.
Olsen Twins movies Take a nostalgic trip back to before they were skanky anorexic media whores, back to when they were just two kinda funny-looking kids who couldn't act.

Original programming
LindsayVision All Lohan, all the time.
An American In Paris All the Paris Hilton sex tapes you can find.
Shaqspeare Each week, Shaq stars in a classic play. Shaq is Romeo! Shaq as Hamlet! Shaq as Puck!

I'm sure that you all can help me with more ideas for my new network. Now all I need are some investors...

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Lindercles 0]

Or you could make it easier on yourself and just buy Fox.

[dunesurfer 0]

Combine "CSI" with "Flava Of Love" to get a new reality show called "Name That STD"

[Nightingale 0]

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Or you could make it easier on yourself and just buy Fox.

ROFL! You just made me spew coffee all over my computer monitor.

[virgin-burner 1]

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Or you could make it easier on yourself and just buy Fox.

ROFL! You just made me spew coffee all over my computer monitor.

its whisky-time here!?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[PLFXpert 0]

Um...





I've watched The Real World since the first season. I was 11 when it first premiered. Old habits die hard.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[waltappel 1]

I'd go for new original programs, like it:

Are You More Degenerate than a Skydiver?

Resist the Temptation
For this show, I'd have contestants who are in 12-step programs. To get to the next cash level, they'd have to resist some flavor of their favorite temptation. The higher the cash level, the more tempting the temptation would be.

Walt

[NWFlyer 2]

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Resist the Temptation
For this show, I'd have contestants who are in 12-step programs. To get to the next cash level, they'd have to resist some flavor of their favorite temptation. The higher the cash level, the more tempting the temptation would be.

ooh, I like that one. That has train wreck written ALL over it.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[sunshine 2]

Can we please have a station devoted to showing Office Space over and over again?

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Resist the Temptation
For this show, I'd have contestants who are in 12-step programs. To get to the next cash level, they'd have to resist some flavor of their favorite temptation. The higher the cash level, the more tempting the temptation would be.

ooh, I like that one. That has train wreck written ALL over it.

O O O I'd soo like to be on that show

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