skinnyshrek 0 #26 July 24, 2007 Quote Quote Funny how jokes and puns go right over Billy's head and he doesn't even hear the "whoooosh". I knew what he was talking about. Would the lady be in the car with the drink in her hand??? No. The pic was dark, but a closer look showed she had some serious cleavage, so I figured THAT was what helped her get out of tickets. That went over YOUR head. Billy, get out of the bonfire. General skydiving needs your inputhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #27 July 24, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Billy, get out of the bonfire. General skydiving needs your input Done.... now I'm back! You're stuck with me, buddy. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #28 July 24, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Billy, get out of the bonfire. General skydiving needs your input Done.... now I'm back! You're stuck with me, buddy. Great...So we're stuck listening to you?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #29 July 24, 2007 Quote i was nice to the police blah blah blah. You were not nice the policeLet me tell you all what really heppened: -He called the cop a redneck to his face. -he turned up the music loud while the officer was talking to him. I am surprised the cop didn't arrest him.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #30 July 24, 2007 Quote Quote i was nice to the police blah blah blah. You were not nice the policeLet me tell you all what really heppened: -He called the cop a redneck to his face. -he turned up the music loud while the officer was talking to him. I am surprised the cop did arrest him. Uhhh... am I reading that right??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #31 July 24, 2007 Quote This is no lie. I got caught doing 73 in a 55 zone...anyways, i was nice to the police blah blah blah. The wife called today to get an extension on the court date. basically, just extra time to pay it. The court told her that my ticket was void due to extreme weather circumstances. IE it was smokey as hell that day. Thank you very much local police Get it in writing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #32 July 24, 2007 Fixed it!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #33 July 24, 2007 Quote Fixed it! I'm surprised the cop didn't just write another ticket for having a busted tail light, and THEN bashed it with his night stick! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #34 July 24, 2007 Quote Quote This is no lie. I got caught doing 73 in a 55 zone...anyways, i was nice to the police blah blah blah. The wife called today to get an extension on the court date. basically, just extra time to pay it. The court told her that my ticket was void due to extreme weather circumstances. IE it was smokey as hell that day. Thank you very much local police Get it in writing. That i should do. i asked Brandy to do that. May complicate in the long run if they messed up i guesshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #36 July 25, 2007 N.M. or Cal.?........................................J..............." 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #37 July 25, 2007 Quote ...a closer look showed she had some serious cleavage, so I figured THAT was what helped her get out of tickets. You had to take a closer look and then think about it some????? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #38 July 25, 2007 Quote Quote ...a closer look showed she had some serious cleavage, so I figured THAT was what helped her get out of tickets. You had to take a closer look and then think about it some????? maybe he was having a hard time focusing with the kids making so much noiseSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #39 July 25, 2007 Quote Quote This is no lie. I got caught doing 73 in a 55 zone...anyways, i was nice to the police blah blah blah. The wife called today to get an extension on the court date. basically, just extra time to pay it. The court told her that my ticket was void due to extreme weather circumstances. IE it was smokey as hell that day. Thank you very much local police Get it in writing. Got a fax today from the court saying its void. See, good looks gets you everythinghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #40 July 25, 2007 Quote Quote Thank you very much local police Get it in writing. Got a fax today from the court saying its void. See, good looks gets you everything Bwaaaaaaaahahahaha!!! more likely the cop let you go cuz he didn't want you to stink up his cruiser! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
