littleskycrab 0 #26 July 19, 2007 Nope, I was gone, total flat line, shocking my heart is how they got me back. I have came very close to passing during the birth of both of my children. My body simply can not handle the stress or anesthesia.Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #27 July 19, 2007 QuoteIf its your time, its your time, IMO. words of wisdom! why bother!? coz' if you do, you'll be on it for "the rest of your life"..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #28 July 19, 2007 Quoteyeah except he walks with a limp from all the medals on one side. Strange when a full grown man has to come to terms with wearing so many fucking ribbons. I see friends in dress uniform rarely, but a few look fucking embarrassed at all the ribbons and hash marks.(the guys who have been nowhere and done nothing) I think they long for the days of being a nobody. haha no shit right, i been in four years and i built up four rows of three with a few oak clusters here and there think i got a numeral 4 on my . 1 oak leaf on my purple heart. and 4 on my ARCOM. 4 hashmarks and 1 service stripes and a CMB, fuck pouges!!!!!Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #29 July 19, 2007 Been there. It wasn't all to bad. There was cake. The water in the lake was abit warm but, there was cake."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyMongilly 0 #30 July 19, 2007 If I am reincarnated: I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #31 July 19, 2007 Bad part is ya start off and finish with strained peas! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #32 July 19, 2007 Forgot the part where you suck on boobies for your last few years... |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 July 19, 2007 Quote Forgot the part where you suck on boobies for your last few years... Yer supposed to QUIT?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #34 July 19, 2007 Quote Forgot the part where you suck on boobies for your last few years... But, it's your mother's boobies. And that's after several years of sucking boobies other than your mother's.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #35 July 19, 2007 When I was 16 I accidentally shot my best friend with a 22. He was clinically dead for 5 to 10 minutes upon arrival at the emergency room. They shocked his heart and got him back. Four surgeries, pneumonia, and two and a half mo. in the hospital.(two in intensive care) he recovered. When I asked him about afterlife he told me he remembers nothing. He said "I was just fucking dead." On the other hand I recently had a friend in cardiac arrest on the table during surgery and swears that his mother and grandmother came to him and told him it wasn't his time and that he had to go back and finish the job. He is now a born again Christian. 180 degees different than before. Who really knows? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #36 July 19, 2007 Unbelievable. I have felt exactly the same way for yrs. Our lives are backwards. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #37 July 19, 2007 When I was 16 I accidentally shot my best friend with a 22. Quote Another thing ya only wanna do ONCE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #38 July 19, 2007 Fer sure, fer sure. Careless teens and unloaded guns kill people. I cringe everytime I hear about an accidental shooting. I'm 47 now and remember the incident like it was yestereday. I imagine it will be with me for the rest of my life. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyMongilly 0 #39 July 20, 2007 QuoteFer sure, fer sure. Careless teens and unloaded guns kill people. I cringe everytime I hear about an accidental shooting. I'm 47 now and remember the incident like it was yestereday. I imagine it will be with me for the rest of my life. Check this kid out... www.liveleak.com/view?i=5df_1182147708How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 July 20, 2007 QuoteI bled out in '78. Auto accident. Police photos show the baggie zippered up. Last tech at the morg, decerned a pulse two hours after shippment. Upstairs to the table, and here I am, 29 years later, breathing and copulating like a regular guy. Sorry, no bright lite! Just gone, then back. Any other stories? Yeah - like you said - no light - just back.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #41 July 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteI bled out in '78. Auto accident. Police photos show the baggie zippered up. Last tech at the morg, decerned a pulse two hours after shippment. Upstairs to the table, and here I am, 29 years later, breathing and copulating like a regular guy. Shit. You should play the lottery My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Richards 0 #42 July 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhen I was 16 I accidentally shot my best friend with a 22. He was clinically dead for 5 to 10 minutes upon arrival at the emergency room. They shocked his heart and got him back. Four surgeries, pneumonia, and two and a half mo. in the hospital.(two in intensive care) he recovered. I guess you owe the guy some beers My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #43 July 20, 2007 Im not 100 % sure I actually made it back.....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites virgin-burner 1 #44 July 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI bled out in '78. Auto accident. Police photos show the baggie zippered up. Last tech at the morg, decerned a pulse two hours after shippment. Upstairs to the table, and here I am, 29 years later, breathing and copulating like a regular guy. Shit. You should play the lottery i think that was all the luck played out already..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyMongilly 0 #45 July 21, 2007 I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #46 July 21, 2007 Quote I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694 Its actually perfectly safe as long as your flight plan is 30-32 seconds!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #47 July 21, 2007 But in a way it sure makes you appreciate life a little more Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matthias 0 #48 July 21, 2007 QuoteJust gone, then back. same_________________________________________ trance/house mixes for download: www.djmattm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites virgin-burner 1 #49 July 21, 2007 Quote I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694 maybe the applicants for darwin award? the "things you'll do once"-thread? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FIREFLYR 0 #50 July 21, 2007 A buddy of mine was dead for 7 minutes on tuesday, I saw him yesterday, he's in great spirits! When he opened his eyes in the ambulance the paramedic who brought him back said "you got 8 left." He doesn't remember anything. ~J "One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Richards 0 #42 July 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhen I was 16 I accidentally shot my best friend with a 22. He was clinically dead for 5 to 10 minutes upon arrival at the emergency room. They shocked his heart and got him back. Four surgeries, pneumonia, and two and a half mo. in the hospital.(two in intensive care) he recovered. I guess you owe the guy some beers My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #43 July 20, 2007 Im not 100 % sure I actually made it back.....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites virgin-burner 1 #44 July 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI bled out in '78. Auto accident. Police photos show the baggie zippered up. Last tech at the morg, decerned a pulse two hours after shippment. Upstairs to the table, and here I am, 29 years later, breathing and copulating like a regular guy. Shit. You should play the lottery i think that was all the luck played out already..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyMongilly 0 #45 July 21, 2007 I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #46 July 21, 2007 Quote I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694 Its actually perfectly safe as long as your flight plan is 30-32 seconds!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #47 July 21, 2007 But in a way it sure makes you appreciate life a little more Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matthias 0 #48 July 21, 2007 QuoteJust gone, then back. same_________________________________________ trance/house mixes for download: www.djmattm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites virgin-burner 1 #49 July 21, 2007 Quote I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694 maybe the applicants for darwin award? the "things you'll do once"-thread? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FIREFLYR 0 #50 July 21, 2007 A buddy of mine was dead for 7 minutes on tuesday, I saw him yesterday, he's in great spirits! When he opened his eyes in the ambulance the paramedic who brought him back said "you got 8 left." He doesn't remember anything. ~J "One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
skydemon2 0 #43 July 20, 2007 Im not 100 % sure I actually made it back.....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #44 July 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI bled out in '78. Auto accident. Police photos show the baggie zippered up. Last tech at the morg, decerned a pulse two hours after shippment. Upstairs to the table, and here I am, 29 years later, breathing and copulating like a regular guy. Shit. You should play the lottery i think that was all the luck played out already..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyMongilly 0 #45 July 21, 2007 I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #46 July 21, 2007 Quote I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694 Its actually perfectly safe as long as your flight plan is 30-32 seconds!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #47 July 21, 2007 But in a way it sure makes you appreciate life a little more Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matthias 0 #48 July 21, 2007 QuoteJust gone, then back. same_________________________________________ trance/house mixes for download: www.djmattm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites virgin-burner 1 #49 July 21, 2007 Quote I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694 maybe the applicants for darwin award? the "things you'll do once"-thread? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FIREFLYR 0 #50 July 21, 2007 A buddy of mine was dead for 7 minutes on tuesday, I saw him yesterday, he's in great spirits! When he opened his eyes in the ambulance the paramedic who brought him back said "you got 8 left." He doesn't remember anything. ~J "One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BillyMongilly 0 #45 July 21, 2007 I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #46 July 21, 2007 Quote I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694 Its actually perfectly safe as long as your flight plan is 30-32 seconds!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #47 July 21, 2007 But in a way it sure makes you appreciate life a little more Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthias 0 #48 July 21, 2007 QuoteJust gone, then back. same_________________________________________ trance/house mixes for download: www.djmattm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #49 July 21, 2007 Quote I don't know where else this belongs, but just wondering if everyone knew it's not a good idea to take off in an ultralight with 33 seconds of fuel onboard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1182780694 maybe the applicants for darwin award? the "things you'll do once"-thread? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #50 July 21, 2007 A buddy of mine was dead for 7 minutes on tuesday, I saw him yesterday, he's in great spirits! When he opened his eyes in the ambulance the paramedic who brought him back said "you got 8 left." He doesn't remember anything. ~J "One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
