BillyVance 34 #1 July 10, 2007 For what its worth, I remember back in the 5th grade that one classmate was playing with a small spring, like you'd find in a clicky pen. He was holding it in his hand and gently bumping his hand on the forehead around the eyebrows as if trying to think of something as it was during a test. Well the spring was right in front of his eye, and he ended up poking the spring right into the inside corner between the eyeball and the eyelid. No damage done, but he panicked and the teacher had to take him to the nurse's station and she "unscrewed" the spring right out. We never let him live that one down either. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #2 July 10, 2007 Poor bastard... It seems that every year there was someone in one of my elementary school classes that did that. My favorite was a little girl who got her finger hopelessly stuck in the rung of a clipboard....Nurses station, fire fighters, the works. Oh oh oh and remember that kid with the bean up his/her ear/nose? =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 July 10, 2007 When I was working in a factory once, a co-worker was assembling wooden cabinets. Assembly meant drilling pilot holes, then running wood screws into them. At one point he had to reach under the cabinet with an air-powered drill and hold the drill vertically, pulling it up toward his face. Yes, the drill slipped off the wood and he pulled it up right into his nostril and and out the side of his nose."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 July 10, 2007 Quote Yes, the drill slipped off the wood and he pulled it up right into his nostril and and out the side of his nose. I can't believe I laughed at that visual! I'm so sick! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #5 July 10, 2007 Why you gotta post my pics up here? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 July 10, 2007 Quote Oh oh oh and remember that kid with the bean up his/her ear/nose? when i was a kid, i had some kind of a bb-gun, bullets were little round plastic thingies.. yes, one ended up my nostril.. ALMOST a visit to the doc, until my mom grabbed me by the feet and turned me upside down!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 July 10, 2007 Quote Why you gotta post my pics up here? So YOU admit being a doofus at that age? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 July 10, 2007 Hell, that pic IS me Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #9 July 11, 2007 i dont know if you know this but...if you hold yourself upside down, gravity wont help you get anything out of your nostril. yes i know this by experience, i got a button stuck up my nose and to get it out my mom put some black pepper underneath my nose so i would sneeze, this happened yesterday :P...j/k :)JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #10 July 11, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8OD7na43Vo&mode=related&search= Do I take it out or do I leave it in? Do I take it out or do I leave it in?_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taikoen 0 #11 July 18, 2007 I had an ex get an M&M stuck up her nose. She had to wait for it to melt before she could get it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #12 July 18, 2007 When we were in middle school my sister had a home ec class. They kept sewing needles stuck in a bulletin board. My sis fell against the board shoving the needle all the way in so you could not see it with the thread sticking out. Unfortunately the threaded end with the eye went in first. The doctor did not believe it was in backwards at first and tried to pull it out by the thread. ouchYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beufus 0 #13 July 18, 2007 Here's a baby picture of him. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
