GQ_jumper 4 #1 July 15, 2007 I'm just wondering, if you had the opportunity to pull something like that, would you?History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JNegator 0 #2 July 16, 2007 violating it how? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 July 16, 2007 The most "common" method would be to have sex on top of it. But you could do a lot of other things as well to show your disrespect.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #4 July 16, 2007 QuoteI'm just wondering, if you had the opportunity to pull something like that, would you? Well, I didn't really "violate" it but my former boss was about 5' tall (I'm 5'9"). I used to always bug him about being so short. One day, I took those big "post it note" flipchart pads and wrote "Rex, the big people are coming..." on it and stuck it to his desk. Another time, he was repotting some plants in his office and left a box of Miracle Grow on his desk. I took a picture of it and emailed it to him with a note saying "Even this won't help". I never did get fired. He and I actually became good friends.'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 July 16, 2007 BTDTGTTS.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #6 July 16, 2007 Quote Quote I'm just wondering, if you had the opportunity to pull something like that, would you? Well, I didn't really "violate" it but my former boss was about 5' tall (I'm 5'9"). I used to always bug him about being so short. One day, I took those big "post it note" flipchart pads and wrote "Rex, the big people are coming..." on it and stuck it to his desk. Another time, he was repotting some plants in his office and left a box of Miracle Grow on his desk. I took a picture of it and emailed it to him with a note saying "Even this won't help". I never did get fired. He and I actually became good friends. Miracle grow....~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #7 July 16, 2007 Quote Quote Another time, he was repotting some plants in his office and left a box of Miracle Grow on his desk. I took a picture of it and emailed it to him with a note saying "Even this won't help". I never did get fired. He and I actually became good friends. Miracle grow....~~April It was funny .... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #8 July 16, 2007 violating it how?Quote Having sex on top of it, and yes, there's evidence.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JNegator 0 #9 July 16, 2007 evidence?? wha? how? i didn't even do it yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jenfly00 0 #10 July 16, 2007 Quote The most "common" method would be to have sex on top of it. But you could do a lot of other things as well to show your disrespect. I did this last week ...but then, I'm the boss. ----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #11 July 16, 2007 Can I work under you?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Spizzzarko 0 #12 July 16, 2007 You can do eeeeeetttttttttt!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jenfly00 0 #13 July 16, 2007 Quote Can I work under you? Only if you are willing to probe deeply into the human condition. ----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #14 July 16, 2007 Sounds kinky.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Spizzzarko 0 #15 July 16, 2007 I will only probe deeply into your condition if I know what condidtion your condition is is. There is nothing worse than probing into some nasty condition... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #16 July 16, 2007 Quote Quote Can I work under you? Only if you are willing to probe deeply into the human condition. Where do I sign up?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #17 July 16, 2007 My wife and I once violated the conference room table in the conference room that had floor to ceiling windows with a nice view of the city. Does that count? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #18 July 18, 2007 Quote My wife and I once violated the conference room table in the conference room that had floor to ceiling windows with a nice view of the city. Does that count? Was there video?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DFWAJG 4 #19 July 18, 2007 violated FreeFall Express...but left no evidence. Ex- jumps on those planes all of the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites upndownshop 0 #20 July 18, 2007 Quote I'm just wondering, if you had the opportunity to pull something like that, would you? Yep did it! I was assistant Mgr of a Firestone Store in the early 90's. I was about 24 dating a mid 30's woman, we went out and ended up in the store late at night. After clearing his desk we proceeded to invade a Volvo that was getting a head job. I ended up delivering that vehicle to the customer with my boss the next day. I told him about it, he laughed and still does to this day, we are still great friends to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #21 July 18, 2007 I always had my own desk. No need for the boss's desk. My old office in LA was AWESOME for that. Something about the view that just sealed the deal. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #22 July 18, 2007 Quote BTDTGTTS. Ditto ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #23 July 18, 2007 I always had my own desk. No need for the boss's desk. My old office in LA was AWESOME for that. Something about the view that just sealed the deal. Quote Yeah but my boss is leaving Iraq in a few days 2 go home so I figured it was an appropriate going away present considering the whole time we've been here I've been told countless times I'm not allowed to bring females into the teamhouse. Thats why I had to use the sniper tower last week History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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JNegator 0 #9 July 16, 2007 evidence?? wha? how? i didn't even do it yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #10 July 16, 2007 Quote The most "common" method would be to have sex on top of it. But you could do a lot of other things as well to show your disrespect. I did this last week ...but then, I'm the boss. ----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #11 July 16, 2007 Can I work under you?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #12 July 16, 2007 You can do eeeeeetttttttttt!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #13 July 16, 2007 Quote Can I work under you? Only if you are willing to probe deeply into the human condition. ----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 July 16, 2007 Sounds kinky.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #15 July 16, 2007 I will only probe deeply into your condition if I know what condidtion your condition is is. There is nothing worse than probing into some nasty condition... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #16 July 16, 2007 Quote Quote Can I work under you? Only if you are willing to probe deeply into the human condition. Where do I sign up?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 July 16, 2007 My wife and I once violated the conference room table in the conference room that had floor to ceiling windows with a nice view of the city. Does that count? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 July 18, 2007 Quote My wife and I once violated the conference room table in the conference room that had floor to ceiling windows with a nice view of the city. Does that count? Was there video?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #19 July 18, 2007 violated FreeFall Express...but left no evidence. Ex- jumps on those planes all of the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #20 July 18, 2007 Quote I'm just wondering, if you had the opportunity to pull something like that, would you? Yep did it! I was assistant Mgr of a Firestone Store in the early 90's. I was about 24 dating a mid 30's woman, we went out and ended up in the store late at night. After clearing his desk we proceeded to invade a Volvo that was getting a head job. I ended up delivering that vehicle to the customer with my boss the next day. I told him about it, he laughed and still does to this day, we are still great friends to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 July 18, 2007 I always had my own desk. No need for the boss's desk. My old office in LA was AWESOME for that. Something about the view that just sealed the deal. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 July 18, 2007 Quote BTDTGTTS. Ditto ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #23 July 18, 2007 I always had my own desk. No need for the boss's desk. My old office in LA was AWESOME for that. Something about the view that just sealed the deal. Quote Yeah but my boss is leaving Iraq in a few days 2 go home so I figured it was an appropriate going away present considering the whole time we've been here I've been told countless times I'm not allowed to bring females into the teamhouse. Thats why I had to use the sniper tower last week History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
