cocheese 0 #26 July 3, 2007 I think the sand man is into oral sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #27 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote Cheesy...that would have required me to have had sand in anything to begin with. That's why y'all have the hand held showerheads...just to prevent that problem, right? **innocently blinking eyelashes** Why?!? Whatever do you mean? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #28 July 3, 2007 She still didn't say WHICH list you were on, y'know..... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #29 July 3, 2007 She alluded to the fact I was on the good list....... I can die a happy man...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #30 July 3, 2007 Quote Yeah, that really gets the guys pumping listening to their wedding song. I was just thinking that 'Closer' might be a better choice....(Y'know, the 'I wanna f* you like an animal' song. )~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #31 July 3, 2007 Quote Yesh! The attitudes that I've seen in some of these threads lately is pathetic. **shaking head** Go get laid and be happy. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. In my case that could take a very long time.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #32 July 3, 2007 Quote Yesh! The attitudes that I've seen in some of these threads lately is pathetic. **shaking head** Go get laid and be happy. You read to many threads then. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #33 July 3, 2007 Quote With some of the mysogynist remarks made in some of them.. I am thinking... some of them dont stand a chance in hell most of the time. Yeah, that would be me. Add to that the turd thing and all the stories I posted and things look quite bleak!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #34 July 3, 2007 Quote Kind of a long shot, but do you yell "HOORAY" when you have an orgasm? Nope. & I don't think I'll go ahead and make public my erotic utterances...Oh and bigun, he doesn't yell 'hooah', either!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #35 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote Oh and bigun, he doesn't yell 'hooah', either!! does he yell THANK YOU MAAM MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHERYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #36 July 3, 2007 Who counts the cadence and who counts the repetitions? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #37 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote Yeah, that really gets the guys pumping listening to their wedding song. I was just thinking that 'Closer' might be a better choice....(Y'know, the 'I wanna f* you like an animal' song. ) Actually ... Tenacious D.. Sometimes you don't have to fuck her hardhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #38 July 3, 2007 I'm extremely happy, I get laid all the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #39 July 3, 2007 Quote I'm extremely happy, I get laid all the time. That's 'cause you're an EGGYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #40 July 3, 2007 Not a problem here. Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #41 July 3, 2007 My posts are all happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #42 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote I'm extremely happy, I get laid all the time. That's 'cause you're an EGG ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #43 July 3, 2007 Wish I could. It'll be September or October for me. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #44 July 3, 2007 Quote Yesh! The attitudes that I've seen in some of these threads lately is pathetic. **shaking head** Go get laid and be happy. Is that an offer?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #45 July 3, 2007 Check back in with me in a couple of weeks, and I'll let you know the results. Although, I could make one quick phone call (or text) and get laid pretty much any time I'd like, I haven't used my resource lately. Due to limited time and circumstance (he's being deployed in about a week now), it's been kind of difficult. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #46 July 3, 2007 just go back to using turtle.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #47 July 3, 2007 Quote Is there any other way to get laid? well there is this... (see attachment) though it's spelled differently... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #48 July 3, 2007 Quote Go get laid and be happy. Why does happiness depend on Getting Laid? Why not just be happy.. Of course most will discover that being Happy generally greatly increases the chances of getting laid. Be Happy, You might get Laid or you might not, But if you are already happy you wont give a shit either way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #49 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote Go get laid and be happy. Why does happiness depend on Getting Laid? Why not just be happy.. Of course most will discover that being Happy generally greatly increases the chances of getting laid. Be Happy, You might get Laid or you might not, But if you are already happy you wont give a shit either way. Besides . . . you don't need to swap body fluids to have a good time.You ready wing man? 8 days and counting.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #50 July 3, 2007 please dont tell us you are invading Ga againhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
