My trip to the kwik-E-Mart

[freeflychris 0]

Thank you come again.

[freeflychris 0]

Few more.

[PikzeeVikzen 0]

I'm the twist that turns your key....

[gonzalesna 0]

Hey! She's married! You perv!!! Unless, of course, you bought homer some beer and donuts, in which case I'm sure he didn't mind

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[NWFlyer 2]

There's one right down the street from my office. Gotta go get me some Buzz Cola tomorrow.

Too bad there's no Duff Beer.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[freeflychris 0]

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There's one right down the street from my office. Gotta go get me some Buzz Cola tomorrow.

Too bad there's no Duff Beer.

I'll trade you some buzz cola for that mysterious stuff you found.

[BGill 0]

That's awesome. I saw the list of the 11 cities that have the transformed 7-11/Kwik-E-Marts... New York, LA, Chicago, Seattle, etc. All are pretty big citiies. Then at the end of the list... Bladensburg, MD. Who the hell picks Bladensburg? Who the hell knows where Bladensburg is? Lucky for me that's only 10 minutes away from my house. I'm going on a Kwik-E-Mart hunt later this week

[normiss 843]

maybe that's as close to Springfield without infringing on Apu's territory as 7-11 could get??!?!

[freeflychris 0]

Is this wrong?

[Rick 67]

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Is this wrong?

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it's not your fault no one can resist that biatch

must be the hair

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[redwings 0]

I want a Kwik-E-Mart!

Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here?

I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

[normiss 843]

I'm reminded of the Marge gets breast implants episode for some odd reason...

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

I'm eating a cup full of "Krusty-O's" right now.
Basically fruit loops, but cool to eat anyway!!!!

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[Conundrum 1]

I don't watch The Simpson's, but I know Nancy Cartwright. She's a good long time friend of the family. Cool lady.

[normiss 843]

So I stopped at the Kwik-E-Mart yesterday...girlfriend wouldn't stop saying "I can't believe you're actually searching for a cartoon store!" oh yea...she bought a squishee too! Very funny place too...it was a real tourist attraction. Local cops there, getting doughnuts of course, and laughing about the parking signs.
I gotta go back!